Farquhar Sterling

[Farquhar Sterling @wokewminstermp]

After yrs of grinding honestly & getting zilch, I'm embracing the culture: I now IDENTIFY as a crooked Westminster pol. Pronouns: Bribe/Grift. Accept me & hlp grift to the top. Who's funding the jrny 😂💷 #WokeMP #FarquharForPM

Meet Farquhar—my new MP alter ego. RT if you're in!

[Bearded Opinionator @GraemeFunnell]

🚨 BOTB GIVEAWAY! 🚨
Trying to win my dad a car with your help 💪
🎁 Prizes when we hit goals:
🎯 15 = £50 GC
🎯 30 = £100 GC
🎯 50 = 2×£100 GCs
🏆 Top 5 = 4×£200 GCs!

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[Farquhar Sterling @wokewminstermp]

Ideally needs replacement wheels, but on a pension the cost is brutal. Any heroes able to help? Could even be tax deductible…maybe.. expenses office please avert your eyes 👀💷 DM if you can keep a good man safely on the road #Darlington #NorthEast #HelpNeeded #CommunitySupport

[Farquhar Sterling @wokewminstermp]

🚨 Constituency call-out! 🚨
An 80-year-old Darlington resident with health issues relies on his 2014 Mercedes B180. All 4 wheels had leaks. He’s had 2 brand new tyres + new valves all round, yet 1 stubborn old tyre keeps deflating faster than my optimism during PMQs 🫠

[Farquhar Sterling @wokewminstermp]

🚨 BREAKING: Labour confirms bold plan to fix Britain… just as soon as they decide what the plan actually is.

Promises? Plenty. Delivery? Mostly press releases.
Poll numbers? Already falling faster than their patience with questions about tax.
#Labour #MissionLater #Politics.

[Farquhar Sterling @wokewminstermp]

Farquhar here, plotting with Lord Tarquin St-John Sterling over a 'policy meeting'—but our oven's on strike! @Dominos_UK , 2 large pizzas and sides for the greater good? Could be advantageous having someone inside the establishment who owes you 1!😂🍕 #WokeMP #GriftGoals #pizza

[Farquhar Sterling @wokewminstermp]

Farquhar here: Mid-grift audit uncovered my "secret weapon"—Best of the Best! Enter for a shot at cars, gadgets, and glory (no ducks required). —join the lottery or the Establishment wins? Pronouns: Bribe/Graft. 😂🚗 [https://t.co/Kch1LlRS4Y] #WokeMP #DuckGate #BestOfTheBest

[Farquhar Sterling @wokewminstermp]

Farquhar's Sunday blues: EU's new border checks have my ducks in visa hell (4-hour waits? Not on my watch). How's your weekend treating you—grift flowing or red tape tying you up? Spill below! 🦆📜 #WokeMP #DuckGate #UKPoliticsSatire #EESChaos #WeekendVibes

[Farquhar Sterling @wokewminstermp]

@otokyo Rampant

[Farquhar Sterling @wokewminstermp]

Farquhar here. I’ve only been identifying as a corrupt mp for a week and already reported as I forgot to declare my collection of antique rubber ducks (total value: 3 quid! What's your undeclared vice? 😂🦆 #WokeMP #DuckGate #UKPoliticsSatire

[Farquhar Sterling @wokewminstermp]

@ElonMuskNews47 10 faces, including Louis walsh bottom left and Margaret Thatcher bottom right!