When ur big bro is so uncontrollably horny and full of hormones that he had to get an official license to walk around naked and milk his fat pumpteen gooner cock every time his sweaty, swelling sack forces him to because it's lowkenuinely a medical issue atp
Tfw puberty runs EXTRA FUCKING HARD in ur family so now ur big bro is a massive mountain of musky man meat who barely clears the ceiling and can't fit into clothes and bates his gigantic fuckrod wherever he goes like the hyperhormonal permabonered fapteen he is π₯΄βοΈπ
The familiar stink of big bro's boysweat was already getting your pervy pornpole all excited, but when he started showing off for you right in plain view, you almost made a big mess in your shorts, and huffing his musky pits and jerking him dry just became so natual and enticing~
My big bro's such a fucking showoff π Just walking around in his birthday suit HOPING someone calls him out for being a naked gooner perv π₯΅ He's gonna get us in troublllle! π« Just look at him, he doesn't give a FUCK π³ Brothers, amirite ππ₯΄
Are you guys even related if you can't walk around with your overgrown pubertyboy pumpstick swinging free between your legs? π€ Bros let bros blow big fat loads anywhere they want ππ¦ And like, does he even know what your massive, hefty balls smell like?? CAUSE HE SHOULD! βοΈβοΈβοΈ
Poor gooner, is it tiring having to fap all day?~ Ohh, you're right, it's SO unfair that you get blueballs after just an hour or two without pumping~ Shame your overproductive hormones haven't wound down yet... Guess you just have to keep playing with your massive pubertypole~ π
If Iβm showing up on your feed, you cannot say βIβm not a degenerateβ or βIβm not a gooner.β
Bratting can be fun, but donβt deny whatβs fundamentally true about yourself
Own up to it.
Be LOUD and PROUD
Show Gooners just how good it is to be SHAMELESSLY KINKY <3