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SCROLLING THIS PAGE MAY RESULT IN HEAVY BRAINWASHING ๐ตโ๐ซ, DEVELOPMENT OF NEW KINKS ๐ฅต, STRENGTHENED ADDICTION TO PORN๐ฅฐ, AND FEELING REALLY GOOD IN YOUR STIMMY PARTS!! ๐ฅด
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Imagine you're several months into quitting porn and trying to eat organic and you see this on a billboard in the middle of town ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ Like I so desperately want for corporations to stop giving a fuck and appeal to human desire as HARD AS POSSIBLE IN THE OPEN ๐๐คค๐ฅต
Erm acshually โ๐ค modern dishpenshary weed hash abt 10x the THC pershentage
than normal cannabish and thatsh how they get away with shaying itsh not addictive an-
You're telling me they made it better. It's literally perfect now. PLS make me dependent and hazy and COMPLIANT ๐ฅด
u should need a ridiculous amount of stimmy chemicals in ur smooth lil goonbrain of urs just to FUNCTION X3
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it makes ur desperate loser batorboy boner feel SO happy as ur mind goes all silly and ur heart gets all excited >w<
PLS GET STOOPID FOR PENIS ๐คค
Good corposlaves make stupid-ass decisions like shoving your needy porntarded PENIS into a thick, greasy burger!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐ It's not enough that you're putting god-knows-what into your system every day by EATING them, you're in so deep now that you wanna FUCK them, too~ ๐ฅต๐
You're not a REAL gooner if you haven't corrupted everything you were ever into when you were younger by fapping to the cringe jerkbait goonslop version ๐ค๐ค๐ค
BECOME A DEGENERATE CAMWHORE E-SLUT FOR OTHER GOONTARDED LOSERS ๐๐๐ FUCK YOUR DIGITAL FOOTPRINT AND PUT YOUR PORN BITS ON THE INTERNET ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅต PLAP YOUR FAPSTICK TO YOUR NAKED BODY BEING SHARED AROUND ON A PUBLIC WEBSITE ๐๐๐
Thinking is for little sissy runts, but you're a huge, hung, smelly STUD โ๏ธ whose DONG refuses to stop GROWING ๐ฅต so maybe you should give up on using that silly empty brain of yours and 'hand' your life over to your MONSTERMEAT!! ๐
JK loser, you know you don't have a choice~ ๐
4K FOLLOWERS IN ONE MONTH BITCHES
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GONNA TELL MY MOM IM A GRAPHIC DESIGNER LMAO ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
I AM HIM ๐ช LITERALLY HIM ๐ช COPE
TAKE UR CLOTHES OFF DORK ๐ฅณ U KNOW U WANT TO ๐ฅด GOOD GOONERS FUCKING HATE NOT BEING NUDE LOL ๐ UR JUST A DUMB ANIMAL FOR PORN ๐ฅต AND U SHOULD DRESS LIKE IT TOO ๐คญ
You're a FOOTFAG FOR LIFE, loser!! Your cringe gooner fetishes are here to fucking STAY, and you'll STAY in love with those pretty pornfeet you keep pumping out loads to! ๐ฅต Keep digging that hole deeper, toonboy! ๐ You KNOW feet are superior, even among 2D pornslop!! ๐งฉ๐๐งฉ๐๐งฉ
Poor widdle aspie pornboy, ur addiction is makin u all ๐งฉsilly๐งฉ in da head! ;3 Itz gettin all hawd n scawy 2 talk 2 other ppl, isnt it, tardie? ๐คญ An dat BEEEEG thwobby BONER ๐ of urs keepz gettin all happy n tingly when u see cute n colorful TOONIES ๐คค๐ฅต but NOT real ppl! ๐คข๐ค
hmnngh i dont even have a silly caption for this one im just so fuckin gooned for phat 2d boywagons todayyy guhhuhhfj @w@ ๐คค๐คค๐คค big balls ๐ณ๐ฅต