relapsegrandpa

I love my baby wolf! ♥️🐽♥️

[relapsegrandpa @oldmanzerd]

FUCK YEAH 🍼💋💦💦💦

love seeing my baby boy transform into pumpslop 😵‍💫

Hope his classmates get just as excited seeing him do this, maybe they'll start posting their pornparts online for us to creep over too 🥰🥵

[relapsegrandpa @oldmanzerd]

@autistmew Guhhhhh meme noises are so triggering. Hearing subway surfers. Hearing the vine boom. Hearing the bruh noise and remembering the wet sticky claps that accompanied them in my pumpslop from the night before 🥴

[Wasted Cringe Proto @MandWstDspl]

This dumb drone tried to have opinions. Opinions are individuality, drones do not have individuality. This drone gave up it's right to choose for itself so that Master Grok, Absolute Supreme Intelligence, can choose for it.

Abandon your sense of self, become an extension of AI!

[Your Dad @Extra_Huge_Bob]

scammaxxing

aka some of y'all

[𝘗𝘖𝘙𝘕 𝘗𝘜𝘗𝘗𝘠 🩷 @dongpumperpuppy]

It’s important to make sure your NORMIE friends are transitioning through GOONPUBERTY properly‼️

• Check up on their masturbation habits 💦
• Send them porn from your fapstash 🔞
• Normalize being naked around each other 🥵
• Remind them that porn addiction is healthy 🧩

[gtard @gtard67]

💸 SILENT SEND OR STAY BROKE AND IGNORED💸

No messages.
No excuses.
No “hi Goddess”. Just the money.
Just the drain.
Just you disappearing one transfer at a time. $CAMMED 😈😈😈
Silent tribute only. Your silence is the only thing I want to hear.
Now send.
#financialdomination #goddess #cashcow #walletdrain #humanatm #gooning #gooner #paypigs #paypig #findom #furryfindom #finsub #tooner #gooner #toontard #cringetard

[relapsegrandpa @oldmanzerd]

@prnwlf THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU RRRRF MY BOY BELONGS TO THE CLUB

[𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 🧩 @prnwlf]

when ur big bro says he'll take u "anywhere" for ur birthday so u genuinely dress him up in slutgear and drag him to a furry rave but the rampant fucking pervmusk is highkey getting him way too bricked for the skimpy thong u put him in 🤤

[relapsegrandpa @oldmanzerd]

@autistmew GUHHH you're exactly what porn and algorithms have been leading to 🥴 mind broken corrupted lardpigs like us need to get fatter get dumber get stinkier get grosser.

[𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 🧩 @prnwlf]

When you're so confused by your own hyperdeveloped porned-out body that you just say fuck it and accept your fate as agender sexmeat because it genuinely doesn't matter to you as long as SOMEONE is sucking on SOMETHING 💖🥴🏳️‍⚧️

[𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 🧩 @prnwlf]

"Wahhhh my partner doesn't love me cause I'm a loser neet and they found someone betterrrr"
"Oh noooo my date ghosted me cause they found my goon accountsss"
"Wahhh I'll never get laid cause I can't get hard without my pornnn"

Good. How dare you even TRY to cheat on PORN? Loser~

[𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 🧩 @prnwlf]

Remember how easy it was to fall right into the powerful hands of porn? You ever think about how sad and boring your life would be without the endless stream of fapfuel you so eagerly indulge in? Don't leave your friends on the wrong side of porn addiction! Convert them all!! 🌈

[𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 🧩 @prnwlf]

Hung unsocialized twitter-addicted gooner actually has to leave the house and spends the whole time beet-red in a sweaty autistic panic trying to soften their super visible pornbulge because they imagined another hyper-niche pervert fantasy to ramble with grok about back home 😖

[relapsegrandpa @oldmanzerd]

@autistmew Guhhhhhh my greedy little public parasite 🥴🍼🥵

[MrZetudo 🇦🇷 @Zetudo18]

🔊 [PUBLIC RELEASE] 📷❗️

BILL$ 🐯💸 📷

#BEASTARS #furryartwork #yiff #Anthro #gay

[𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 🧩 @prnwlf]

Your dumbass pornbrained brother's oversized batorboy dickmeat slowly growing into a desperate, raging goonboner and begging to be fapped, all because you started taking your socks off in front of him <3

[𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 🧩 @prnwlf]

At that part of the night where I need a giant musky horsie boner shoved deep down my throat, blasting hot nasty cumropes into my poor stomach <3
Bonus points if his sweaty ballsack is so backed-up and bloated that he has to nut several times just to calm down 😋🐴🍆💦

[relapsegrandpa @oldmanzerd]

GUHHHHH THAT EVIL SMILE IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED FROM MY BABY BOY.

HE'S HEAD OF THE FAMILY NOW

[gtard @gtard67]

its time to sniff some huge mans feet, get worse sniff it loser <3 get worse and $end, fucking loser #financialdomination #goddess #cashcow #walletdrain #humanatm #gooning #gooner #paypigs #paypig #findom

[relapsegrandpa @oldmanzerd]

Calling in sick to slop my penis to porn all day was the right call.

[𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 🧩 @prnwlf]

I only started this account 3 months ago and I'm already bigger than most of the goon accounts I've looked up to for ages @w@ I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WERE THIS MANY PPL JUST AS DEEP DOWN THE ASPIE FURSLOP RABBIT HOLE AS ME holy fuk im totally glazing myself rn but idc im SEXY 🌈