Harry Haller

Jokes and a bit of politics. سلام #DontBuyTheSun #DontBuyTheMail

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#BreadMovies Le Pain's Labyrinth

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Expect #LeicesterCity will be making bids for Scott Sinclair and Fabio Borini in the summer then

#BrendanRodgers #LCFC

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He's an angry drunk. He's Pissed Pissedofferson

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Great performance in the glass breaking contest today. I totally smashed it
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Doubt that my busy schedule of the next few weeks will allow me time to go to the cinema but if I get a window, I'll see Glass
#Glass #GlassMovie

[Harry Haller @wolf_haller]

Doubt that my busy schedule of the next few weeks will allow me time to go to the cinema but if I get a window, I'll see Glass

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Mosquitoes: They bug me man
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Just going around the world upsetting people. Nice

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This morning I met a couple of grizzlies that were planning their journey to the capital of Lebanon - bear route
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#England reaching the #WorldCup semi-final was like a psychedelic hallucination. When they scored the first goal it was Trippier #1pun

#Russia2018 #EnglandvsCroatia #Trippier

[Harry Haller @wolf_haller]

After my recent erection problems it was great to experience a prolonged semi last night #1pun

#WorldCup #Russia2018

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There's something not quite on the level about this place
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I once spent some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. This was back in the days I worked for an escort service and she was so satisfied I got an MBE #1pun

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Embarrassing mistake on the BBC website this evening - they've posted a report featuring Billie Jean King but used a picture of Elton John

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I was midway through my legendary Lieutenant Columbo impression when I was arrested for impersonating a police officer
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"I had to use an unusual method of communication to order my decorative Russian water heater"
"Samovar?"
"No, Morse code"
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Contraband Viagra is taken in prison by the most hardened of criminals #1pun

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We were drinking small glasses of tequila last night when all of the lights went out. "Power cut?" I said, taking a shot in the dark #1pun

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Atletico Madrid now playing home matches inside the Eye of Sauron

[Harry Haller @wolf_haller]

For lunch I had a lentil dish at an Indian restaurant and the waiter bowled it along the floor to my table. Well, it is #RoaldDahlDay