Sarah Haynes

Permanent driver of the Struggle Bus #literally

[Sarah Haynes @wolf_haynes]

This classroom smells like vodka and regret which basically sums up my previous college experience

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I DONT KNOW HOW TO TWEET ANYMORE @sparkleNmyveinz @kelian126

[Sarah Haynes @wolf_haynes]

@kelian126 Look at my freaking profile picture from 2018 hahahaha I Gotta get back off of Twitter

[Sarah Haynes @wolf_haynes]

@kelian126 Five Guys?

[Sarah Haynes @wolf_haynes]

@kelian126 Congrats — this is the first time I’ve tweeted in years

[Sarah Haynes @wolf_haynes]

@kelian126 You’re not bored. You’re hungry.

[Sarah Haynes @wolf_haynes]

Less than 24 hours after my mother moves out and @sparkleNmyveinz have already experienced:

-Borrowing spices from the neighbor
-Borrowing a corkscrew from another neighbor
-A power outage
-There is a chicken in my backyard

#wearethriving

[Sarah Haynes @wolf_haynes]

@kelian126 Fuckin’ Gemini’s

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@kelian126 Classic Sarah quote 🤘🏼

[Sarah Haynes @wolf_haynes]

You wear your best apology, but I was there to watch you leave

[Sarah Haynes @wolf_haynes]

ITS GEMINI SEASON. WATCH OUT

[Sarah Haynes @wolf_haynes]

@kelian126 I can hear Steph’s voice asking, “YOU LOST OF A CHUNK OF HAIR. HAHAH BITCH”

[Sarah Haynes @wolf_haynes]

Not that I showed my mom my snap story and she said, "This is such a good picture of Kelsey!"

[Sarah Haynes @wolf_haynes]

Still lol’ing about this one

[Sarah Haynes @wolf_haynes]

My friends responses when I send them sweet chain mail...

[Sarah Haynes @wolf_haynes]

My best friend compared my love life to a bag of lays potato chips and I don't think she could've been more accurate

[Sarah Haynes @wolf_haynes]

Is it Gemini season again??

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Think about the place where you first met ME! #MEmusicvideo
https://t.co/wImFeZ6kO2

[Sarah Haynes @wolf_haynes]

*waiter at Mister B’s drops a wing down my back*

Me: “I feel like this BBQ sauce is really noticeable.”

BA: “it’s only noticeable if you look at your ass. It’s fine.”

[Sarah Haynes @wolf_haynes]

@Yuenglang you don’t know me personally, but I’ve been photoshopping your face on caterpillars and I hope you feel better soon 😘😘

[Sarah Haynes @wolf_haynes]

@kelian126 Unfortunately both are dead bebe