jess

a haunted house of a human. 🦇 • resident witch • 29 • a (fucking) gemini • husky mother 🐺 • moody writer •

[jess @wolf_in_formal]

get a taste of magic,
lick a witch.

[jess @wolf_in_formal]

heathers, dir. michael lehmann, 1989.

[jess @wolf_in_formal]

tiny dick fatigue.

[jess @wolf_in_formal]

to the 12 people who found the playlist i curate for my best friend & followed it on spotify, please don’t tell anyone how gay i am.

[jess @wolf_in_formal]

she has panic attacks on friday afternoons.
(i am she.)

[jess @wolf_in_formal]

group sex was made for the gays.

[jess @wolf_in_formal]

tell me again, how happy faucets pour.
give me a cup. give me two more.

[jess @wolf_in_formal]

not sure what the gay agenda is, but i’ve seen the straight one & it’s mortifying.

[jess @wolf_in_formal]

happy gemini season & pride month. ✨

[jess @wolf_in_formal]

had two cops stop @ReedKneski & i while in burbank because they were convinced we had been huffing paint.

Reed had been drinking water & we were both dancing, same thing i suppose. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[jess @wolf_in_formal]

commit to cursing your entire bloodline because you want to steal some beans from a witch.

do it. you won’t.

[jess @wolf_in_formal]

i’ve always loved women —

first it was the ocean…

then the moon…

[jess @wolf_in_formal]

@indianloonie

[jess @wolf_in_formal]

your name tastes like love.
— & red wine.

[jess @wolf_in_formal]

you’re welcome ✨

[jess @wolf_in_formal]

when you love someone you say their name different.

[jess @wolf_in_formal]

people are sleeping on frozen yogurt for real.

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

sometimes i'm like why am i irrationally angry and then i'm like oh there's an overhead light on

[jess @wolf_in_formal]

happy yule season.