benzo

down to ride down to die

[benzo @wolfcedes]

Small cat stole my watch when I took it off after work and fell asleep and it died so I can’t locate it 😫😡

[benzo @wolfcedes]

I’m wrecked 😞

[benzo @wolfcedes]

My 18yo cat passed away & the only time I’ve been sadder is when I lost my dad

[benzo @wolfcedes]

I still call it twitter

[benzo @wolfcedes]

If I eat popcorn or apples it’s over that shit will be stuck foreevER

[benzo @wolfcedes]

I can brush my teeth for 30 mins and there will still be shit in my brackets 😒🤨

[benzo @wolfcedes]

I get my braces off next moonnthhh im so happy

[benzo @wolfcedes]

If u gotta problem fuck boi go & @@@@@ me

[benzo @wolfcedes]

Baby I’m an addict I put love in the backseaaaat

[benzo @wolfcedes]

Stuck on a boss in Tears of the Kingdom and I played it for like 45 mins straight pacing around my house and then died

[benzo @wolfcedes]

I mean, obviously I know he’s back in the next season 🤨 but still sad

[benzo @wolfcedes]

& Billy

[benzo @wolfcedes]

I just finished season 3 of stranger things and I KNEW there was a reason I stopped watching it RIP HOP 💔🎇🎆

[benzo @wolfcedes]

An update on my whisker collection lol

[benzo @wolfcedes]

I’m v excited that I found an all black whisker to add to my collection of fallen soldiers 🐱

[benzo @wolfcedes]

Being ignored is the worst feeling

[benzo @wolfcedes]

I wish I could text my cats while I was at work

[benzo @wolfcedes]

It rained just enough to make my car dirtier than it was before some how

[benzo @wolfcedes]

Do you think aliens have strip clubs on their planets

[benzo @wolfcedes]

Ugh bro all the good gatorades are sold out everywhere bc it’s so damn hot

[benzo @wolfcedes]

I’m sooo tired of people cutting me off then getting pissed at me for tailgating like you created this mess & then flip me off before I can even slow down like go fuck your selves idk why it happens so much lol