WolfChav

I like a good cigar, a good brew, a good sweat sock, and a good male backup dancer. I never celebrate before the game is over. I make a sensational Asian slaw.

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I still have grudges from high school.

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Did we make the spectacular seniors calendar? I think I’m Mr. February.

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I wonder if I can Bluetooth 9th generation to my hearing aids.

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Hell yeah, we had igloos.

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Chopped liver?! This place is Heaven!

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Latkes! Those are like my favorite things on Earth.

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Don’t get me started on seagulls. Rats with wings! They’ll steal your sandwich right out of your hands.

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I’ve had enough cheese, but I’m going to have some more.

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The price of butter is outrageous.

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I made a good Asian slaw.

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Anyone who wears sunglasses indoors is a dickhead…unless it’s for medical reasons.

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I like to think of myself as a headliner. Like Beyoncé, she came on at 10:30!

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I’d never want to be a frontman. Bass player and backup singer would be ideal. Never get mobbed!

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I can't get enough of World War II.

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My hand was like pecorino!

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I mean, what does get you canceled from political office these days? Rape? Certainly not insurrection.

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My karaoke might get me canceled from political office.

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I was a Giants fan in the 70s. They had a 5'6" quarterback.

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My favorite lyric is "I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag."

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I love dancing horn sections.