Wolf Wang

[Wolf Wang @WolfeCody]

People say I gotta drinking problem. That ain't no reason to stop.

[Wolf Wang @WolfeCody]

@BasedLucASS I know I love it!

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Me: The usual, but make it a double

Bartender: So 4 orders of mozzarella sticks?

[Wolf Wang @WolfeCody]

@_MADness_ For me, yes

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[vet pulls me aside] hey man are you letting your cat smoke cigarettes

[cory @coolmathgame_]

got my new years tweets ready for tonight 😂😂👍

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

[trying to impress a girl at the tomb of the unknown soldier] that’s Rick

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

the masculine urge to drink a beer and then drink some super premium unleaded

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

wife's friend: where's your husband?

wife: he's in the shop getting his tires rotated

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

transformers represent the duality of man: sometimes you're a guy, sometimes you're a car

[Adrenalin @adrenalindenver]

Area rug? Forget about it. Give me a perimeter rug instead. Just one strand around the whole room.

[Wolf Wang @WolfeCody]

@BasedLucASS Love you

[Wolf Wang @WolfeCody]

Some of you are just waking up im already drunk. We are not the same.

[Wolf Wang @WolfeCody]

#NewProfilePic

[Wolf Wang @WolfeCody]

@BasedLucASS ❤❤❤❤

[Keef 👃 @chiefkeefsnose]

Reports are emerging that Donald Trump's condition is worsening and he's even been throwing up blood.

[Wolf Wang @WolfeCody]

Told my mom I was already drunk and that I just slammed a whole pizza and she told me I was an over achiever. Not sure what she meant by it but I fuck with it.

[Wolf Wang @WolfeCody]

@BasedLucASS I thought I was the only one who spelled it correctly

[Wolf Wang @WolfeCody]

Time to suck today's dick

[Wolf Wang @WolfeCody]

Talked myself out of getting a case of beer for breakfast. Growth.