Ashtrays Babysitter

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"My intention is to grow with the company"

Receives a job offer with higher pay :

[HartTheLoverBoy💗 💗 @HartDaLover]

Bye my day ruined

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels to rewatch a show when you have a horrible memory.

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

How it feels asking another adult for permission to use your PTO days

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[dr facillier 🇧🇷🇵🇷 @GLOWZLATINO]

feliz cumple benito baboni

[amelia (coaching open) @receivednow]

realizing you can just ignore whatever you don't want to experience

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

the job application process

[Lee @caseyleemoore]

I did not think we’d be getting a new live version of “Untouched” by The Veronicas in 2026 but I’m grateful it happened

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

my alarm ringing for the past 20 mins

me in my dream:

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

I can't believe human were gifted a planet with full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war

[no context dexter @oocdexter]

we need him now more than ever

[Chumel Torres @ChumelTorres]

Esto realmente conmueve a los latinos más de lo que ustedes creen.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

WHAAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGG RUN THE BALLLLL

[Gold ✨️ @GoldN64]

AI can't give us gems like this man, this is raw, unfiltered human headassery 😭

[Goddess Graveyard Punany✨ @xm_muva]

They are in them.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How it feels when you come out of the cinema and everything feels unreal