Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️

🌈💙💜🩷💛💙 she/they. Semi-functional adult.

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

But the most important question is IS SEÑIOR SCRATCHY OKAY?!?! Who’s taking care of that sweet bun?!?!

#AgathaAllAlong

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

Can we talk about the “you want straight answers, ask a straight lady” line for a sec 🧡🤍🩷
#AgathaAllAlong

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! @dropout @dimension20show please bring back the “I love my slut my dad” shirt!! I couldn’t buy it at the time because of finances, but I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT!!!!!!! 😭😭😭

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

Listen. I’d be more okay with ads for Jesus if there was more a balance for other religions. Despite what others want to think, we do not have a national religion

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

#rip Viserys you would’ve loved Legos #HOTD #hotdrewatch

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

I wish there was camera footage of me and my roommate tag teaming killing a wasp 🤣

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

@_kaallen_ You’re drunk in love

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

@_kaallen_ WHAAAAAAA?!?!?!

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

My phone made a photo compilation video called “best friends over the years” and it was just pictures of Italics and me. Goddamn I miss that cat so much

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

@_kaallen_ I will forever refer to him as OG guy!

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

@_kaallen_ Mine’s the chicken whopper from BK. L

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

your aura + a matching album cover

[caity ⚢ @sapphicrebel]

your aura & matching album

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

So is Kelis gonna get mad @sonicdrivein for using her sing the way she did with @Beyonce …even though no one HAS to ask her permission since she doesn’t own her music…

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

@dimension20show Omg yes please!!!

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

This is the first year I’ve consciously made the decision to not text my dad on Father’s Day because he hasn’t tried to contact me since Jan 1…and I regret nothing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

Does any other elder millennial’s boomer parent just talk at them while on the phone?

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

#bamarush really ended up being a way for the documentarian to live vicariously through those girls because of her trauma of having alopecia. So wild and dumb

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

Yt women really have the audacity! #bamarush #thisbaldheadedassbitch

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

To show how close my cousin and I, I just answered his phone call to tell him that I ate some spicy noods and will call him back in a sec. One of the very few people I’m comfortable doing that with

[Mal 🙃🫠🤷🏽‍♀️ @wolfnerdz]

If you can see all of the curbside parking spaces are full and you proceed to eat your food in the parking space you’re a special kind of asshole