Adele Dazeem

before I am anything else I am a hater

[summer anne burton @summeranne]

Re: Jonah Hill’s gross texts: my therapist honestly changed my life when he stopped me from saying someone was “violating my boundaries” and explained that boundaries are values you impose on yourself and your own behavior, not rules you can enforce on other people.

[Zach Raffio @zachraffio]

He had a quiet 2022. Too quiet. What is he planning.

[Thelonious Pea. @tunaeP_]

Yo…. Debate ya mammy

[didyoujustsaywig @2002scoobydoo]

sat in someone’s house trying to figure out how i’m going to recreate it in the sims https://t.co/EX0WEEAsyR

[Mads @madisons_mad]

This is the Jason Sudeikis/Olivia Wilde/Harry Styles scandal for people on lexapro
https://t.co/bkRNQmAkOC

[Jay Arnold @JayArnoldTX]

Taco Bell is the only fast food place I roll up to with no ordering game plan. I just let the menu speak to me. The Bell will tell me what I need. My mouth may be moving but I am just the instrument of a supreme design.

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

not nearly enough attention being paid to the fact that the Sister Wives guy is down to one wife

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

Sometimes I swear I’m reading a post about a reliable used car and the whole time it’s a man wishing his wife a happy anniversary

[m @msnetik]

I put Logan Roy quotes over that one claymation Santa

[Uchechukwugaemeotuosirimasim (💪,💪) @uchechris86]

@BeeBabs This!

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

the bad guy in hallmark movies is a boyfriend who is like “uh no babe i cant drop everything + leave work this weekend im about to close a deal for ten million dollars that will set us up for life” and the good guy is a guy who is just standing there when she gets to her hometown

[Shanta Parasuraman @Shalalashanta]

Do you ever think about how the couple in A Quiet Place got pregnant again and how stupid a decision that was

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived the romance of Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles. The two have called it quits.

[Mike Ryan @mikeryan]

No one ever told me CHILDREN OF THE CORN 2 has the greatest scene in cinematic history

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Aaron Taylor Johnson NOW is the time!!!!!!!!

[Richard Staple, BSN, RN🇯🇲 @RichStapless]

RIP Coolio. 🙏🏾

All rise for the national anthem.

[shelby. @cathedralslut]

Sharpay was right, this is not what I want, this is not what I planned and I just gotta say I do not understand

[fredesque @FredTaming]

hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard

[Decade Scrolling @DecadeScrolling]

I’ve never hated a character as much as I hate JP in #BadSisters. He is the new Joffrey.

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

i can’t help saying “but i am le tired” on an almost daily basis and i don’t think anyone around me ever knows why i say it like that