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[miia @miiagarro]

i'm gonna start telling men there's protein in emotional intelligence

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me after I turned on something good to watch

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i really don't need alcohol to act crazy i'll tweak off a coke zero idgaf

[KJ 𝕩 @YeaaKJ]

i know the paper towels hate to see me coming in the kitchen

[27. @dimvji]

things y'all don’t know:

1. me like that

[KELLY @Yhuluvkelly]

a nigga could never threaten me w "what u wont do another btch will" call her pls

[lore @violencetodie]

vou me matar no dia do meu aniversário acho chique na lápide deixar as duas datas iguais

[Anubis @eduantao]

quando finalmente parei de forçar vínculos que só eu mantinha

[beauty🤍 @beautyskillz]

Non gamers underestimate how many people use gaming as their way to decompress after work, stress, burnout or just life. For a lot of adults: gaming IS self care.

[HER @theamiralee]

If I ever posted a nigga you know what he eat

[lคຖค ❥໓คrliຖງ @Darling91Lana]

I will dislocate my throat pleasing my man idgaf

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

All roads lead back to celibacy, DND, gym, no roster, and being alone.

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

“can i call” no text the lies fuck nigga

[‏ً @itsnwts]

HOT TAKE: Someone said “this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. And that's why no one is dating.” and she was right.

[GOREJIRλ @GOREJ1RA]

Dead by Daylight this December

[𝓛𝓮𝓮⭐️ @lindsss_n]

hating men will probably get you a better boyfriend

[miia @miiagarro]

i only date sweetiepies because wtf is "my btch" "fine shit" are you crazy

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[mau🫦 @smaaaau]

Men will say they don’t know how to plan dates but then they know how to plan sleeping with you.