Spearmint snaps against peach stained lips, the height of a short attention span imploring him to stop the [reader] in their tracks.
They're about to be victim to an extrovert.
"Uhg.. I'm convinced there is no such thing as well-natured men with a huge dick in this era. As far as I am aware, they have gone extinct."
* * Sits on standby silently awaiting protest.
@lunariaspirits "No. I do not die. I prevent it." Foot first through the large office space doorframe, Michaelis rounds a fresh Burl Wood finish and settles comfortably within the desk chair almost akin to a small throne โ courtesy of his diagnostics team.
He immediately logs into his CPU.
@lunariaspirits "There are vending machines in the employee break rooms if you require substance. I haven't the time to babysit a petting zoo escapee." The rabbit was cute however. Unfortunately, he's in a rush to get back to his terminal.