Wolfslament

29| lSleep deprived

[Wolfslament @WolfsArtBlock]

@tenuredyearning 🥺❤️ this is so sweet, there’s comfort in knowing he’s having an absolute blast. Thank you!!

[Wolfslament @WolfsArtBlock]

I’ve been thinking about you a lot.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[tara al-alami @taraalami]

Sorry i didnt respond to your text from 3 weeks ago i have been debilitated by the mundane cruelty of this world. i’m good how are you

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Get the FUCK out of my garage

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

they're on their way to return the slab

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

leaving the platonic friend hang and immediately texting “we didn’t even kiss”

[SB @spookyxxboobs]

this line from frankenstein lives in the depths of my soul

[☆ @seadave1a]

people be like "bear with me" and they don’t even have a bear with them

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Know your rights. Don’t talk to cops.

[兔兒神 @chenchenwrites]

i want time to watch more films but i also want time to read more books but i also want time to look at more nothing

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

shooting a gun in the air to get everyone's attention then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking the dark angel who haunts my dreams

[pictoria vark @pictoriavark]

had a moment washing dishes where i believed maybe for the first time ever that so long as i’m alive, i get to try again and do it differently, and it made me genuinely weep. then i picked up my phone and hopped between instagram and tiktok for 2 hours

[angie @pawalyzed]

things i'm good at:
1. being awkward
2. daydreaming
3. not texting back
4. yearning
5. isolating myself