@Nathik3j_ james just digging himself a bigger and bigger hole until he’s just rambling, giving way too much detail about his and regulus’ relationship
remus charms sirius’ jersey green to piss him off after a fight.
james walks in mid way through & panics, thinking it’s regulus’ left behind from one of their secret hookups
he starts rambling, apologising, & that’s how sirius finds out james is fucking his little brother
a bilingual dom is perfect for puppy play. them speaking to you in a language you don't understand, only able to tilt your head in confusion when they talk... until you start to learn commands like "sit," "down," and "spread your legs"
remus and sirius insisting that they don’t fancy each other, that they’re nothing but friends, but then avoiding james when he points out that they sulk when they see anyone flirt with the other
@rinnezme YESSS my hc is that this is how their first kiss actually happened.
they were like ‘u ever heard of shotgunning? what’s strange thing muggles do, right?….wanna try it? you know, purely educational’ then cut to them aggressively making out
before they get together, remus and sirius’ way of subtly flirting with each other is to ask the other to go out for a smoke.
then they spend the entire time standing way too close to each other, fingers brushing as they pass a cig back and forth