wolkeproblems

[wolkeproblems @wolkesproblems]

I snore like im 80 years old with a huge snot bubble in my throat

[wolkeproblems @wolkesproblems]

Im gay and dont think marilyn monroe is sexy

[wolkeproblems @wolkesproblems]

Why do i soumd loke an old man when i breathe? #oldmanprobs

[wolkeproblems @wolkesproblems]

Time to go work out then i find myself at fox and hound drinking #noworkoutnow

[wolkeproblems @wolkesproblems]

When did kim and kayne start having sex?

[wolkeproblems @wolkesproblems]

Isn't like that one movie sleepiness of the lambs

[wolkeproblems @wolkesproblems]

#icallpussy fort knox cause I will never get in

[wolkeproblems @wolkesproblems]

I will never grasp military time

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If I was a rapper I would be DJ chili ring cause #ilikemyringlicked

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@HottiesParadise @jsjsimp

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Tatted up

[Jake Schumm @JacobSchumm]

"@Sheldon_Jokes: When you tell a joke and one of your slow friends ruins the moment by asking you to explain it…" @wolkesproblems

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Hey chris would you do her? Lady turns around; no wolke she is literally like 75 years old #wolkesproblems

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If you take all the lovey shit out of twilight it would still be a great series

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Could you imagine showering with me? My nut would drag the floor @shnoots29

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This dog shit smells like dog shit #noway

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I'm the kind of guy that gets an expensive sub from subway when someone else is buying #imthatguy

[wolkeproblems @wolkesproblems]

Man i just can't find a girl

[wolkeproblems @wolkesproblems]

@shnoots29 I know this feeling

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Hey guys I guess LIU didn't make the sweet 16 #bracketbusted