unfortunately im having a very virgin summer. in the literal sense because im not having sex but also in the lorde sense of obsessively counting my calories
what’s even more pathetic about “that’s a rough 60” is that she attempts to make jokes/viral tweets literally 24/7 so no i do not believe for one second that you did not read that sentence fully before you hit post
Taehyung sharing how he visited the Catholic Church in Military to get baptized
🐯: In boot camp you can try out all religious services; Church, Catholic Church and Buddhist temple
🐯: I wanted to try them all
🐯: In boot camp the Catholic Church gives you your baptismal name immediately because in the real world you have to do an early morning prayer etc to receive one
🐯: And I really wanted to receive one (baptism name)
🐯: Since I didn’t know much I studied about it (baptism)
🐯: I asked my unit “Does anyone want to go to Catholic services with me”
🐯: They replied “What will we get if we go?” I told them “You get bread there”
👥: “We will go!” “Me too”
🐯: So I managed to gather around 8 people to go with me
🐯: While marching I told them I’ll receive a baptismal name what about you guys?
👥: “ I want one too” “Mine will be Mordekaiser”
👥: *start naming LOL game characters as names for their baptism*
🐯: You guys can’t create your own names that’s not how the concept of baptism works
i despise the sportsnet ad where that girl is doing the corniest, most chat-gpt-esque description of the playoffs. like i have second hand embarrassment
I'm so exhausted by this argument. The Leafs organization screwed up the FATHER'S TRIP last year. You know, also a thing they historically had no trouble dealing with. Toronto could be the greatest most kumbaya city in the world and that doesn't matter if the organization sucks.