Carly Wollman

If you don’t know all the lyrics to “Fergalicious”, don’t follow me ❤️Insta-carlywollman

[Carly Wollman @wollmanizer]

Multiple people I’ve known for the past year met me in person for the first time today and were shocked that I’m 5 feet tall. They kept saying that I give off tall energy, I don’t know what that means, but I think I like it.

[trish @ultragloss]

i just picked up a book for the first time since love island season 7 started. my brain cells are growing back ❤️

[gio 𓅨 SOTR ERA @itchyhaybitchy]

this is INSANE casting.

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Each state roll call should be like this

[Carrie Courogen @carriecourogen]

I just know Tim Walz could teach me how to drive stick shift without making me cry once

[welcome 2 my channel @influenc3rpop]

me watching pommel horse at 11:52 am on a Saturday

[trash jones @jzux]

this is who you’re asking to work 40 hours a week btw

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

i think heaven is a dive bar filled with my best friends

[Charlie Davis (S46) @charlieLdavis]

I think Kate Middleton is on Survivor 47.

[Carly Wollman @wollmanizer]

@beccalonarose …you have my attention

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

stanley tucci isn’t sweating over a pot of al dente risotto on tiktok daily for this

[Brett ✨ @keeshasbirthday]

Every other founding fathers' story gets told
Every other founding father gets to grow old
#BB25

[Anthony @anthony_gummy]

Julie about to tell the houseguests about the double eviction #bb25 https://t.co/MxTbFPapJZ

[Taylor Trudon @taylortrudon]

yeah i think about the roman empire

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

today is really hard for girls who like hot dogs and look really good in red lipstick but don’t want to be mistaken for patriotic. keep us in your prayers 💔

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I used to be young and fun and now I scroll Facebook Marketplace for fun

[trader hoes🇵🇸✨ @beccalonarose]

every day that gets closer to the Barbie movie premiere I get stronger

[Carly Wollman @wollmanizer]

Truthhh.

[*~*meghan*~* @meghan_gg]

The way Elijah Wood’s character in Yellowjackets is my roommate’s soulmate 😑 @wollmanizer