DJ Lamont

Things my wife has said...

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"If the foot was on the other shoe."

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"One for all! Three for one!"

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"Spite your nose to cut off your face."

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"Waterboarding."

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"Boardpaddling."

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"Longevity cooker."

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"A rolling moss gathers no stone."

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"Make haste when the sun shines."

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"Throw all our pies at one biscuit."

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"I'm going to throw the kitchen sink at it."

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"Put the wheel to the grindstone."

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"Direct to the horse's mouth."

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"Like a potato dressed up as a turnip."

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"The only thing that waxes my flame."

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"If you've got itchy feet, scratch it."

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"Crying in our spilt milk."

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"On a great note."

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"..has done a banana."

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"Busses are a bit far and few between."

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"All the planets have collided."