Ernst Stavro Mellencamp

"…drowned in dreams and burning to be gone."

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Sergio Leone: The first shot will be a horseman in the distance. [tearing up a little] And he will be shot in the head so beautifully….

Ennio Morricone: Sergio my friend I love this first shot. It is molto sublime. Perhaps one second later a spring should go “boing” 100 times?

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

I’m sorry, this is the funniest single photo of the entire election cycle.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

no one:

absolutely no one:

the twitter bio of the most horrific tweets you’ve ever seen: “christian, husband, father”

[Ernst Stavro Mellencamp @wolveroon]

"The Bear," but instead of "chef," they all call each other "my brother in Christ."

[SarahCA @SarahBCalif]

I found the immigrant who’s trying to destroy our country.

[Getaway Girl @The_GetawayGirl]

stop calling it X only weirdos do that.

[Ernst Stavro Mellencamp @wolveroon]

Living in a well is the best revenge

[Ernst Stavro Mellencamp @wolveroon]

who will mother the motherfuckers?

[jess @jessfromonline]

“I think whatever website you’re getting this jargon from is hurting you” is an instant classic line. gonna think that one at least once a week.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

i asked my wife to hawk tuah. yeah she told me to hawk tuah hotel and sleep there instead

[Brandon Bird @Brandon_Bird]

Great news! Bees are back in stock!

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

pull the car over right fucking now

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

thinking about having some type 3 fun tonight

[Canderous “el Yacaré” Ordoliberal 🇦🇷 @butleriano]

Is Kyle Rittenhouse in school or anything or is he just a pass around party bottom for 47 year old dentists in the Houston exurbs?

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

For posterity

[Ernst Stavro Mellencamp @wolveroon]

my love language is Esperanto

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

For sale, token, never funged