Claus Black

Occasional Triathlete Ex Croatian International Jouster. Masterchef Voiceover Artiste. Invented Chilli Ketchup. Not everything I claim above is true.. or is it?

[Claus Black @wombatvlm]

@AthleticoMince Neil Hunt’s Coffee Shop sign looking resplendent… advice from Sir Patrick Of Bamford taken on board by the looks of it.

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@FacesOfGregg looks more like Edward Woodward there...

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@Fdoyle Billy Teaspoons on the paternal side..... Frederick Yukka on the maternal. Both piss poor actors to be fair @saddleinn

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@saddleinn can you hear me Steven?

[Clem Fandango @ClemFandango_uk]

This is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?

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@danskell he does talk some twaddle... imagine what they edit out!!!!

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@MickeyMcCartney like a whelk sweating on a rusty radiator.

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@FacesOfGregg piles are playing him up there.... too much fibre from the contestants.

[TheRealYamYamBloke @RealYamYamBloke]

Ar still cor get mar yed rownd the fact that geein meduls owt for oss dancin. The oss doe even get the medul the driver duz! Not one of these ossis ud pull mar oss trap with fridge frayzas, tumbul dryas or owd bikes on um.

[Debora Robertson 🦀 @lickedspoon]

Nice to see Tom Cruise has taken his seat after driving the ball onto the pitch in his special little car.

[Claus Black @wombatvlm]

@saddleinn Good to see them back to their best, some classic shit housery, could win by more but just love muck about. Does Spinazzola translate to mini roundabout?

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@virginmedia upload speed at 0 all day so far in DY8. Same for all my neighbours yet your status says all is fine… it’s not. Any chance of an update as to the problem and a resolution time?

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@Eurosport_UK @RealStephens @AdamBlythe89 rather than the Bahrain bin for the bidons they should setup the Belgian / Dutch Blikvangers and have points contest for the riders!

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@saddleinn @LeekWoottonCC @BidfordCC open that face down to third man Bison!

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@ClareParslow this one doesn't even appear to fit.... maybe it was made for Torode ... who refused and I quote 'To wear that shit' cos he prefers a Shacket!

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@LaraBadger1 force feed him some.....

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@LaraBadger1 It's what the sneaky front of house chicken boy wanted.... I reckon he plays with people's minds for fun! That and putting the hotter sauce on people's nandos!

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@LaraBadger1 he must struggle to find stuff colour coded.... unless he has some kind of colour recipe matrix going on.... christ why am I even wondering about this 🙃

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@AlbertEdmunds10 oh bumholes 75% correct then #MasterChefUK #MasterChef :)

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'eee 'aaaad a 'broffffffffff not one word pronounced correctly! #MasterChefUK #MasterChef