Brian

I don't always tweet, but when I do, I tweet about your mom.

[Brian @wombrero]

There's something about eating funnel cakes in your underwear. It just feels right.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

Heading down the stretch, #Knicks looking to close out MIA w/ an 81-65 lead at the 9:23 mark of the 4Q. 26pts for Melo.

[Brian @wombrero]

"who is cyclops? The thing from Star Wars?" @SJane09 #xmen

[Brian @wombrero]

Started reading 50 shades of grey. What has @SJane09 done to me. #imbloated #farts #hashtag

[Brian @wombrero]

Take a walk on the wild side

[Brian @wombrero]

accidentally drank miralax. this is a greaaaat day. #sittinondatoiletforthenext2hrs

[Jeremy Lin @JLin7]

Im proud to be asian!!!

[Brian @wombrero]

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[Brian @wombrero]

i don't get twitter. why did i even decide to get one.. can't wait for spring breaak!

[Brian @wombrero]

@eternity918 agreed.

[Brian @wombrero]

Salted caramel frozen yogurt is good, but they need to bring peanut butter back. #stopwiththeseasonalflavorsplease

[Brian @wombrero]

Got home to realize that I left my iphone at the restaurant I was just in. Good thing it was still there #iloveyouiphone

[Brian @wombrero]

Watching childhood favorite TV shows like Dragon Ball Z for days. I still love these shows

[Brian @wombrero]

Saw This Means War with my new girlfriend and I sugggest it to everyone.. It was actually pretty hilarious.

[Jeremy Lin @JLin7]

9 TOs wont get it done...gotta learn from my mistakes and move on to the next one. See you guys sunday!

[Brian @wombrero]

Didn't know that too much aged picorino romano cheese makes someone fart so much.. #cantbreatheformylife