I won’t date you if...

I bet you think these tweets are about you, don’t you? don’t you?

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Once called me and his ex gold diggers, umm #consummateloser please be advised, gold diggers want yachts and vacations not some rundown shack or a chicken dinner. You couldn’t afford a gold digger and they’d see that right upfront.

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In an effort to make his cheating seem less he comforted me with “I fake coughed all day so I didn’t really kiss her” so she didn’t have to smell your stinky breath or look at your awful teeth? Yea #consummateloser she lucked out.

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From him I learned, I’m going for looks from now on, better to be disappointed by a handsome man than disappointed by an ugly beady eyed boy. #consummateloser

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He was so out of touch that he was trying to explain geolocation to me. I stopped him and said I know what that is and he was so surprised a “female” knew what that was. We have to know bc of predatory males like him. #consummateloser

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At 60+ his wages were my tax deduction along with most people his age. #consummateloser

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Cherished his worthless stuff more than family. It really showed. Lived in complete squalor with garbage and the smell. #consummateloser

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At every point in his life, he makes the wrong choice. Stay where you are always, always stay away from me #consummateloser

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A broken man says you are too much when what he means is he can’t be enough. #consummateloser

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#consummateloser said I was a “bit much” and he was right. I was a bit much for his existence and he needs to go get less.

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Referring to women as females. It was ick before there was a word for it.

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Such a joke, failure to thrive. Would always speak in military or officer time, ok Lt. Dan, you’re a 64 yo fucking security guard at a doctors office! #consummateloser

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When I told him something about my past and it wound up in a fight and on twitter, that told me everything I needed to know but I stayed a while longer. Thankful to have this account so I’m never tempted and he knows better. #consummateloser

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Used to walk around all puffed out like he was so cool but then threw tantrums, full on crying, sounded like a sheep when he didn’t get his way. #consummateloser

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Once when walking, he got mad and literally walked across the street and was looking over pouting. All I could see was the big hooked nose and I should’ve ran then. #consummateloser

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With #consummateloser, his ex collected $300 a week to cover expenses and rent. Wondered why that “gold digger” cheated?

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Alluded to women just using him for money, umm #consummateloser no one wanted your paltry salary or the “collectibles” you cherished or the two nickels you saved! Yes no money, no worries loser!

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Neglected his parenting duties and leaving and cheating in his wife but then claimed parental alienation from his ex with a straight face. No #consummateloser you made a bad choice to go with your life of bad choices.

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#consummateloser Making inappropriate comments on some women he could never get or ever even know behind my back instead of nurturing the relationship he certainly didn’t deserve! Then finds himself alone.

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He had no culture, knowledge or anything for that matter, yet insinuated I was a gold digger. Umm #consummateloser there is no gold to dig. Just all around ugly muppet.

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In his efforts to sto me “being too much” he’d suggest I wear dowdy clothes, less makeup, call off sick to my career. Listen Mr Entry Level, you be ugly and find less. I’ll keep being wonderful me. #consummateloser