The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant

just casually liking and tweeting everything related to my interests

[pulga @f1eafag]

i dunno how people work full time and come home to a CHILD. i be feeling like this after the work week

[The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant @wonbinyonce]

Sekarang IG nya ilang wkwkkwkw anjir

[The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant @wonbinyonce]

Mengingatkan gw dengan salah satu selebgram yg satu sekolah dan kampus ama gw, doi nikah sm pasangannya yg kerja di biyuemen tier A (non vc) tapi tiap taun bisa trip yurop terus upgrade tas ke tier B lux brand kek banyak gt tasnya, padahal doi selebgram grade D 🤓

[hot cocoa @bismillahyuk_]

Yang lg viral di sebelah...

Meet Nabila Gardena.

Menantu Koruptor Timah 300 Triliun, Alwin Albar.

Siapa sangka selebgram yang kehidupannya sempurna ini & punya rumah mewah di Simprug after menikah, ternyata menantu KORUPTOR 🫣🤯

[The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant @wonbinyonce]

Ya mungkin pasangannya orkay yah, secara mobil juga bagus + pake supir, tapi kalo bandingin sama org dengan gaji double digit bukan VP sih agak… sus sih, macem nabgar kalo dipikir pikir wkwkjw

Terus selebgram juga bukan yg endorse nya bejibun with that kind of lifestyle 🤷🏻‍♀️

[The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant @wonbinyonce]

Nyesek sii anjing karena gw BM banget warna yg itu dengan size yg pas (karena gw punya warna item tapi ternyata agak kegedean dipake) tapi begitu akhirnya, dahlah duit gw tersimpan kembali berarti 🥲

[The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant @wonbinyonce]

I was so happy that I finally found my size after multiple search on other shoe selling websites delivers me with “sold out”. Then this happened like……

[The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant @wonbinyonce]

I was this 🤏🏼 close to order nike shox z flats in silver on their website (which I thought the domain is id) then i pressed the checkout button then i was confused why tf it needs my npwp plus the amount after was higher 20% and turns out it was like their global web 🫥

[The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant @wonbinyonce]

@pIEngoien Ih bener bgt, jaman gw nyari magang pokoknya anak2 yg lulu magang U nya mereka kalo ngga ptn top 3 yg ada prestasi atau ngga ptn top 3 ke bawah yg pernah jadi ketua organisasi dan punya prestasi. Pokoknya wow dah anak2 magangnya wkwkkw

[The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant @wonbinyonce]

Why r u not targeting this guy? @CIA

[Indonesian Pop Base @iPopBase]

Prabowo labels journalists, analysts, and NGOs as “londo ireng”:

“Londo-Londo Ireng ini sampai sekarang masih ada. Hanya dia sekarang pakai baju lain, kan? Wartawan, jurnalis apa itu? Pengamat, LSM. LSM harus kita tanya, yang gaji lo siapa? Yang bayar listrikmu siapa? Yang bayar handphonemu siapa?”

(https://t.co/a0chzOs76I)

[The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant @wonbinyonce]

Gw ngerasain si yg bagian dah masak terus pengen makan bareng terus si suami malah molor baliknya itu kekkk tai bgt. Suaminya jg harus bgt luangin waktu sama istrinya, itu dia ampe long text gt kek udh last straw sepertinya. Buat istrinya, mending lu cuekin suami lu deh

[TxtdariBekasy 🇵🇸 @txtdrbekasi]

Respect translator🫵🏻😭

[The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant @wonbinyonce]

Apalagi kalo di RL gw kek cuman ketawa palsu aja, karena gak semua org bisa akses pengetahuan yg sama kek kebanyakan org

[⋆.𐙚 ̊ kaia hadid ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ @kaiashere]

tiap ada opini bodoh rasanya gue pgn ngomong "kyk ga sekolah/lu sekolah ga sih" but on the deeper level i feel like it's not entirely their fault since pendidikan di sini emg ga merata so i just sit back and

[The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant @wonbinyonce]

Honey i know being a student wasn’t so easy that you start daydreaming being in big 4 is not stressful, like the testimonies are everywhere, hun!

[dd echie²⁶ @haiinichey]

gua rela tidak ada romance asal cumlaude, kerja di company big 4, pilates tiap weekend, shopping tiap pulang kerja, rumah di pik, financial freedom, menetap di eropa, punya kucing 10, mental health waras

[The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant @wonbinyonce]

No bc i was cried pretty hard when listening to what is love by twice at the lowest point of my life

[Yeonmi Park Updates @yeonmiparkalt]

Listening to music during a manic episode:

[The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant @wonbinyonce]

Gw harus nunggu berapa lama lagi ini biar braces nya gak ngilu lagi???? Gwe pengen makan cilok banget 😭

[The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant @wonbinyonce]

@iranekenari Iya kak maksud aku gitu, sorry wording nya kurang tepat

[The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant @wonbinyonce]

Yg gak org highlight ttg kekurangan jadi ASN tuh gini, iya terjamin, tapi ya bener2 kudu patuh banget sama atasan dan kalo ngga kek gini kejadiannya:/

[hot cocoa @bismillahyuk_]

🚨 Daftar list pegawai yang kena MUTASI dari Menteri PU akibat tersebarnya surat tugas Papi Dody ke New York.

Langsung satset ya di mutasi sama beliau ini 🙂🤯

[The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant @wonbinyonce]

Anjirrrr kok bisa sih RG kecolongan, kagak ada bg check kek nanya ke instansi atau temen nya gitu?!?! Kasian korban kudu ngeliat muka si anjing di tiktok ama ig 😡

[na @cinnamonaww]

karena banyak yang penasaran, jadi aku up kasus ini ya

DISCAIMER ‼️‼️‼️

ini hanya bukti cerita yang aku dapatkan aja. kalau kalian punya bukti atau cerita lainnya boleh dm aku, biar aku up disini

[The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant @wonbinyonce]

Belom anaknya satu lagi jg live tiktok mulu, tapi ya sebenernya itu harmless sih gak kayak ni orang

[The Retired Binyoncé's Personal Assistant @wonbinyonce]

Gw perhatiin ni anak dari awal bapaknya mau menjabat berulah mulu, dah tau bapak u pejabat publik malah bikin chanel tele terus bikin polling ig terus bahas konspirasi negara di public acc instagram, kurang tolol apa coba anjir dan tololnya lagi punya banyak audience

[YUDHA SI TAAT PAJAK @yudhakhel]

Anak pejabat main judi di tempat yang diblokir sama pemerintah kemudian diupload di story 😂😂😂