breast

crisis actor, roomba dad

[breast @wonblob]

@jacorn_kiwi @steppedenizen Charleston isn’t anywhere close to the Caribbean dumbass

[breast @wonblob]

@dfossier @SafetyCreation Incredibly dog shit take here

[🦉Hootz🐍🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

we dont talk enough about how incredibly selfish ugly people are for wanting to experience love

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

What is peter teal email??

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

And there you have it, folks!

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

The only true humiliation ritual is buying a piece of furniture from Wayfrair and realizing as you’re assembling it that you bought some bullshit

[breast @wonblob]

@swampist The math on this works out to spending ~$148 a month per staffer over the time period this was spent. Like, yeah, that’s a little excessive (and also assumes this spending was exclusively limited to the 150 immediate mayoral staffers which it likely was not) but not criminal

[breast @wonblob]

Adult woman learning what a “lamp” is in real time, incredible

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

Can someone explain to me like I’m 5 why I have light switches in my new build apartment that solely control if certain outlets have power. I spent the last 3 months wondering why 2 outlets in my apartment didn’t work when it’s a new build and everything should be working perfectly just to find out the light switches that seemingly controlled nothing, turn power on to those outlets when I switch them on. Like what’s the purpose?

[djbonedog @djbonedog]

I’ll take the steak and lobster… and for the lady, a 300 mg adderall

[𝒯𝓇𝑜𝒷𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉 𓆙 @roseromaunt]

The irl streaming clips do humanize clav for me because when you see him trying not to stim over penguins or start tearing up over not getting chicken tenders you realize there’s an autistic 20 year old under there

[pxt @paulxt]

The most demoralizing part of mr beast is that he isn't even vaguely hot

[chappell roan daily @dailyroan]

chappell roan on the music in runescape for @NylonMag!

“I don't know if you ever played RuneScape, but it's like... […] it's from the early 2000s and has video game sounds down. It's really medieval synth sh*t. I’m a video game girl and I love synths and '80s weird sh*t”

[breast @wonblob]

At Petco and the guy in line behind me asked me to shit on him a while ago

[Franklin the GOAT® @FranklinDaGoat]

My wife’s Dad is such a bad kisser

[user @user84829272]

Basic Costco members should not be allowed to look Executive Members in the eyes

[breast @wonblob]

@SisePete @MorningBrew Your math is severely off on this, 2.7B/34.5M=$78. So the average ticket price was $78 per rider last year.

[james @jms_tny]

juuls were designed in such a way that if you reach a point where you actively have 2 of them on hand they resemble the twin towers and visually signal to you that something has been or is about to be lost

[breast @wonblob]

I’ve been experimenting with wearing my seat belt less, very liberating and would recommend to my friends!