Dallin Nielsen

[Dallin Nielsen @wonder_bread16]

@ledgetrapper That one black mirror episode

[Dallin Nielsen @wonder_bread16]

I stay opening my banking app like it’s the fridge

No matter how many times I look, still nothing there

[Dallin Nielsen @wonder_bread16]

“Eat Chocolate, Earn Money”
-Anonymous

Words to live by.

[Dallin Nielsen @wonder_bread16]

I never got to be brat, and now I never will. RIP brat. gone too soon.

[Dallin Nielsen @wonder_bread16]

If you know the hours of nearby fast food places off the dome, ur a big back

-Me, a certified big back

[Dallin Nielsen @wonder_bread16]

“The best part of being married is having two group chats to hear your jokes. The worst part about being married is having two group chats ignore your jokes.”
-Anon

[Dallin Nielsen @wonder_bread16]

@BarcaTimes They know they’ll score at least one goal with our high backline

[Dallin Nielsen @wonder_bread16]

“Sometimes I start talking and I don’t know where I’m going.”

[Dallin Nielsen @wonder_bread16]

“One time can be all the time if you remember it every time.”

[Dallin Nielsen @wonder_bread16]

Might start tweeting soon.

[3omarty @omar_0031]

@ESPNFC 💔

[Dallin Nielsen @wonder_bread16]

@433 @ariyadhiah How will this affect Mitrovic’s price on the SPL fantasy market?

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

UPDATE: Christian Pulisic has been cleared to play in tomorrow’s match versus Netherlands.

[Dallin Nielsen @wonder_bread16]

@USMNT Like we shoulda won

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

𝗙𝗨𝗧𝗕𝗢𝗟. 𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕. 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗖𝗘𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗔.

[Dallin Nielsen @wonder_bread16]

Erling Haaland is the Giannis Antetokounmpo of the EPL

[Dallin Nielsen @wonder_bread16]

@BarstoolBigCat Kirk Cousins? More like Kirk ButtZits

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

10 is back

[Bryan Fisher @CallMeCoachFish]

Okay Ram! https://t.co/REfiFmRWoc