Worst Luck Wonka

Welcome to the chocolate factory my friends

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

IDYMITB: I did your mom in the butt.

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

Butterface: A girl who has superb physical features but lacks attractiveness in the face.

[BackInTheDay @Way_Back_Then]

Back in the day, it was sex, drugs and Rock and Roll. Today, it's STDs, meth and Soulja Boy.

[BackInTheDay @Way_Back_Then]

Back in the day "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever.

[This Vs That ™ @This_vs_That_]

Retweet for Nike, favorite for Under Armour.

[This Vs That ™ @This_vs_That_]

Retweet for a blow job, favorite if you'd rather have sex.

[This Vs That ™ @This_vs_That_]

Retweet for country music, favorite for rap.

[This Vs That ™ @This_vs_That_]

Retweet for God, favorite for God.

[Worst Luck Wonka @Wonkas_Luck]

Everyone follow @This_vs_That_ now!!! Best account on here!

[Worst Luck Wonka @Wonkas_Luck]

Goes to Jack in the Box. Gets a box full of sperm.

[This Vs That ™ @This_vs_That_]

Retweet for brown hair, favorite for blonde.

[This Vs That ™ @This_vs_That_]

Retweet for ass, favorite for titties.

[This Vs That ™ @This_vs_That_]

Retweet for Taco Bell's Baja Blast, favorite for McDonald's sweet tea.

[Worst Luck Wonka @Wonkas_Luck]

Drowns in her pussy. Can't swin to her butt.

[Comeback_Humor @Crazy_Comebacks]

IF I WANTED A BITCH I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT A DOG

[Comeback_Humor @Crazy_Comebacks]

Insult: "You're a fail" Comeback: "So was your dad's condom."

[Below You @Look_Below]

The person below this tweet is a virgin.

[Worst Luck Wonka @Wonkas_Luck]

Goes to Olive Garden. Out of breadsticks.

[Worst Luck Wonka @Wonkas_Luck]

Family game night. Not invited.

[Worst Luck Wonka @Wonkas_Luck]

Has sex with black girl. Penis gets stolen.