David H 🇺🇦

[David H 🇺🇦 @wonkey_monkey]

@BBCOne Why a film effect on Graham Norton?

[David H 🇺🇦 @wonkey_monkey]

@Resisting313392 Potato

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@BladeoftheS "Up to 10,000 less jobs"

Do the young people filling these roles not count, then?

[David H 🇺🇦 @wonkey_monkey]

@XorDev Hi XorDev,

Would you mind if I included some of your ShaderToy shaders as examples for an Avisynth+ (video frameserver) plugin I've written? It's just a frivolous side project of mine, free and open source. I'll add links back to your ShaderToy posts in each GLSL file.

[David H 🇺🇦 @wonkey_monkey]

@RpsAgainstTrump I just can't stand how fucking STUPID he is.

[David H 🇺🇦 @wonkey_monkey]

@itvcorrie Where to start...

1) Different sockets on different days
2) Looks like an RJ11 crammed into a socket clearly labelled CAT6 (RJ45)
3) That phone would go missing in five minutes in a prison

[David H 🇺🇦 @wonkey_monkey]

@shuflcapital @BBCJersey Found this quote on page 8 of the report:

"During the 12 months to June 2026 the Jersey RPI increased by 2.8%. Over the same period, average earnings increased by 4.1%, meaning that earnings increased by 1.2% in real terms."

https://t.co/2I35yym3GN

[David H 🇺🇦 @wonkey_monkey]

@BBCJersey "Jersey earnings rise by 1.2% **after inflation**"

"once **adjusted for inflation** [...] Statistics Jersey said earnings rose by 1.2%, representing a real-terms pay cut."

Which is it guys?

Surely an increase AFTER inflation is a real-terms pay rise?

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@AlexaBliz_ Guys, c'mon, you're all replying to engagement-bait-slop bot account.

[David H 🇺🇦 @wonkey_monkey]

@BBCNews Still hearing that rumble under studio audio (right now on Helena Humphrey). Does something need filtering?

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@liadreaamy If you post this you're an engagement-farming bot.

[David H 🇺🇦 @wonkey_monkey]

@BBCNews Please turn Judith Ralston's mic up for the weather. She's been barely audible the last couple of days.

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@bbceastenders Can you splash a little bit of cash on some effects - or a 4k screen, or even just a photo like this one, behind the door - so we can see these kinds of shots again? It'd really tie the interior and exterior sets together.

[David H 🇺🇦 @wonkey_monkey]

@bbceastenders This hasn't been a thing for **30 years**

[David H 🇺🇦 @wonkey_monkey]

@bbceastenders Please don't "correct" characters' grammar in the subtitles! Zoe said - as Zoe would - "weren't", not "wasn't"

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@BBCNews What's with the seemingly permanent bass rumble on audio from every news studio? It seems to be always there on studio audio from both London and Washington, but never on reports or on the remote side of interviews

Left: Sumi S. from studio. Right: location video

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@bbceastenders Would be good if subtitlers knew the names of the characters.

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@bbceastenders This doctor's a bit overly familiar with Chelsea, isn't he?

Oh no wait - it was Denise who said "Chels" 🤦‍♂️

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@colonelbarker Very nicely done!

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@bbceastenders Another day, another subtitle fail... Martin's dead, guys. C'mon.