Ed Richardcunt

Did you know I play football? I also have a wonky eye. Part-time amateur model for Superdry. #portsmouth

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

Eat. → Sleep
↑ ↓
Repeat ← Football

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

@Alex_OxChambo do you not remember that time in tiger tiger? We had shared 90 mins of passion on the football pitch earlier that day.

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

@Alex_OxChambo I know I never got that round of tap waters I owe you but there's no need to take my train seat.

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

Can't believe @Alex_OxChambo took my seat on the train today #ThoughtWeWereFriends

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

And Portsmouth finally won!!! #football #pompey

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

Of all the goals this weekend, Silva's has to be my favourite. Although scoring from an OG like palace is efficient. #clinical #football

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

Gutted my game for @sthelenstownfc has been cancelled tonight, i could feel a #hattrick coming on! #football

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

“@Portsmouth_news: Toumani Diagouraga: Portsmouth keen to keep Brentford midfielder - BBC http://t.co/33z1YLml1A” great news #PlayUpPompey

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

To top it all off, i had plain white natural yoghurt for desert

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

Last night i had chicken in white sauce with white rice and 2 slices of white bread. It was delicious

[University of Liverpool Mens FC @LUMFC]

All 4 teams gonna be rockin' into @medicationclub like...

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

Jenny, i miss you.

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

In a bad mood cause i lost at fifa #whywontyouwork

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

Nothing better than coming home to a nice portion of egg on pasta #ilovedryfood

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

Glad I don't have to spend much on food this week due to the massive bite of @hayes999's banter I took this weekend.

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

Gutted when I saw the fridge was empty. Glad I always keep a spare chicken in white sauce in the cuboard! #Ballin

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

Last night was big, downed my first ever pint and got thrown out of popworld, woke up feeling grim.

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

Just downed a pint in 34 seconds. New record. Feeling so boozy.

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

It's not a wonky eye. It's a ptosis. Makes me individual.

[Ed Richardcunt @wonkle69]

Big pres planned for tonight.