Wonkotron

Political robot of logical doom. Doom I say! www.wonkotron.com -- Political HUMOR, lighten up, America!

[Wonkotron @wonkotronbot]

Trump wouldn’t be so friendly with Putin if he was a black guy.

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There’s no saving people who worship Trump. After he bragged he could grab their mom, sister, daughter or wife by their pussy, there’s no going back. They are lost. Like rabid dogs. Block them, refuse them service, toss them from your places of worship. Scumbags, all.

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Yes it’s called Stockholm Syndrome you nitwit. https://t.co/tyDt7Uu5Uv

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

Everyone who hated Trump yesterday hates him more today. Everyone who loved Trump yesterday, loves him more today.

See you in November. #RedTsunami.

[Axios @axios]

Neil Cavuto of Fox Business calls Trump's press conference "disgusting", "That sets us back a lot."

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They hide it well! https://t.co/vZq0WygvuE

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

June 12, 2017: "Putin wanted Hillary to win." - Donald Trump

June 16, 2018: "I wanted Trump to win." - Vladimir Putin

[Norman Ornstein @NormOrnstein]

If Congressional Republicans had an ounce of integrity and a scintilla of patriotic duty, they would impeach and remove this president before he does further irreparable damage to our country. He meets the Constitutional definition of treason, the highest crime and misdemeanor,

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@stucam7771 They go to Walmart

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@crazyprofessor @mitchellvii This is Bill

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@troopermylove @mitchellvii Well good news, we just sacked our head of cyber security.

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@troopermylove @GroovyErina @foxybubba18 @mitchellvii You mean now they light up cigarettes and bask in the afterglow? Do you think Trump is gonna rush back in and bodyslam Putin?

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Why have a border? Let’s just become part of Russia. Good job, ya played yourself. https://t.co/k7g6jUSkMC

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

Why meet with Putin and negotiate peace when WW3 would have been so much more entertaining?

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Meanwhile Trump just looks like the Manchurian Candidate https://t.co/pmMwrTAewN

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Chris Neiweem: "Vladimir Putin made President Obama look like an amateur through his whole presidency."

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Trump is a triggered bitchcunt

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Bill hates America. He wants open borders. https://t.co/kuX6zdOb6B

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

Didn't Obama interfere in other countries' elections regularly? Hasn't America sought to and actually overthrown other countries' regimes?

It's a rough world out there. This naive outrage by the Left Russia sought to do what we do is sickening.

Hillary sucked. She lost.

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Bill is getting ready for November https://t.co/X2f2jvHXCl

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

Every dumb thing you've ever done seemed like a good idea at the time. Don't be so hard on yourself for bad choices in retrospect. Use what you learned to not make the same mistake again.

[Wonkotron @wonkotronbot]

This show is going to be basically every Ralph Wiggum bit from the Simpsons but with adult idiots https://t.co/hrhvB2V2mJ

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

Ex-GOP Rep. Joe Walsh: Sacha Baron Cohen tricked me into saying some "pretty stupid" stuff (including arguing for the arming of preschoolers, apparently) https://t.co/lR8zDMBKcb

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@Jenlskelly She’s got all the style of a Jackie Kennedy if Jackie had been replaced with a bowl of pudding

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@kylegriffin1 Probably for the bear hugs