Devan Woodruff

[Devan Woodruff @woodruff_devan]

Dear Dogelon, your morning prank hurt.. I woke up from a nightmare where a giant spider ate me alive. Regardless, we're about to moon.
#Dogelon

[Phil Metzger @DrPhiltill]

My son asked me to drop him off on this tiny island then pick him up in the morning. He took an axe, some matches, a hamburger, a hammock, and a blanket.