Steve

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@PTButler1972 @ldniven You been stashing the toons trophies doon there? Eeee, smith's cove is where we'll find them marra x

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@SunderlandAFC Are you for fucking real? Sort it or abort it x

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@DavidRoads Smack. Every day. Literally mate! X

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@Pontifex Maybe God is female? Possibilty? Or maybe 'he' had homosexual tendancies? That ok with you lot? 'His' creation is fucked mate. Enjoy while you can, let others do in whichever way they see fit x

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@MadeinTyneWear top stuff from this geezer. Love it man. Game changer for you lot man. Up your game @Sophie_Halsey x

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@DavidRoads don't tell me what to do fucking nosey cunt

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@DavidRoads sounds like a bit of a knobhead this God fella. Cheers for the heads up mate, i'll be making no plans if that cunt is about! x

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@JamesBlunt you get too much stick you mate. Fair play for giving it back man. Top craic. Get stuck in man. Any more news on new tunes? WT x

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@edsheeran Aye i'll check it out in the morning mate, just need to slam a fuck load of razors and smack up me arse first. Tosser x

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@edsheeran when i grow up i want to live in a world where you don't exist. We are both fucked there mate. Sigh....x

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@Jonny_Shurben Get Back (it's shite here, patronising cunts). Fancy playing on this sern?

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Christ. Fancy a pint in damascus like? http://t.co/2SJpjfOY4k

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@beckybooton Nonce x

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@Jake_Scurfield love you too bonny lad. Neebody snubs the lerds x

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Oh aye. Ftm. WT X

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@northampton_t I'm sure Ched Evans is still available on a free like lads? Just a thought. Or how about Nigel Pearson's 'son'?

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http://t.co/HJhSeY3ose My fucking god. Pre season in thailand? Cunts

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@northampton_t Great signing that. Top patter. Should be very proud of yourselves

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@adamhopeless it's also wrapped in foil and tastes areet but not great. Ah... piece patter. Sigh. Fuck this off x