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Poems that are short? Hey, that's my forte!

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@jackiekashian @jadler8 The statute of limitations on the 5-second rule have long since passed. Do not eat.

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@LeaKThompson @AARP And he’s still as (Mc)Fly as ever. Would it be weird to hang AARP on my wall like it’s Tiger Beat? 🥰

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@justang41 Dang. I can’t figure out how to DM on here, so I sent it through IG.

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@justang41 @mariabamfoo @jackiekashian @GoodnightsCC Groovy! I’m going to PM you my number. It will be great to see you 2 whole times in the last decade.

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Anybody else jamming to “Batdance” in the parking lot of a Food Lion? Or is that just me?

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@justang41 @mariabamfoo @jackiekashian @GoodnightsCC Three questions. 1) are you going at 7:30? 2) is there room at your table/area? 3) are you going to the 10 o’clock?

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@mariabamfoo I am available right now to zoom with you!

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@jackiekashian @mariabamfoo @GoodnightsCC Yahoo! I hope to go see y’all!!!

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@rustyrockets Note to self: add white frames to next Zenni order.

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If I remember one thing in my life, it will be that kid from Sesame Street’s grocery list. A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.

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@mariabamfoo @jackiekashian @GoodnightsCC If you need an audience of one, @mariabamfoo, you just holler. I can teach you how to pronounce “sliders” like us natives.

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@justang41 @mariabamfoo @jackiekashian @GoodnightsCC Which night are you going, Justin? I want to go, but don’t want to drag my husband outta the house by his nose hairs.

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@MyNameisRazzle2 The one where he jumps on that nice lady’s sofa.

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@rhiannonstone Where are you going?

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I want all of the restaurants in #NYC with the small-town charm of a tiny eastern NC town. So... I guess I am moving to Oz or Wonderland or something?

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My husband wiped a load-bearing booger off our daughter’s nose this morning. #dadlife #parenting

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A Mother’s Prayer: Dear Lord... Grant me courage and strength as I open this sippy cup I found under the bed, for I fear it may have contained milk.

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Pretty sure that “Drunk History” is a coveted gig for closed-captioners. Closed-captionists? People who do closed-captioning. #drunkhistory  @drunkhistory

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Didn't get polio again today. SO LIT!

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@SmileCCStevens I hardly ever twitter, but I'll twittle with you, C-lovey!!!