Wilderae

I can eat two subway footlongs in one sitting and my workout goals include making my thighs big enough to crush a man’s skull with minimal effort

[Wilderae @WoodyPlantsofNA]

@binding_broken 🐉

[The Broken Binding | Bookstore @binding_broken]

Anyone want a signed, special edition set of Roots of Chaos?🤷‍♂️

We have 3 up for grabs 😜

Winners will be called April 3rd at 7pm BST.

Open internationally 🌍

Please RT and comment with 🐉

[Wilderae @WoodyPlantsofNA]

@zakkpowertennis Yup, on steam! Predownload to save time at launch

[Wilderae @WoodyPlantsofNA]

@MosstheOpossum I will accept a jumper, but the second you go Rancho we gonna have problems

[Wilderae @WoodyPlantsofNA]

@zakkpowertennis Thank you, I’ve been wanting to get work done by Nate for months now!!

[Wilderae @WoodyPlantsofNA]

@zakkpowertennis Shop name??

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

[about to invent yard gnomes] babe the lawn looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak in here

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra]

new ashtray

[Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @itslittletunny]

nice job!

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

when i was a kid i had this game called worm church where id bring worms to my room and read them the bible

[sarah oh 🦐 (ig @buttmvnch) @buttmvnch]

18k?? kinda crayzee …. tysm

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

im creating my own olympics for beautiful women to smoke weed and run fast at

[Louie Zong (on bluesky now) @everydaylouie]

they're watching

[Trevor @TrevorLess]

people often ask how I met my fiancé. the answer is that 5 years ago she saw this Bumble profile and was like, “I guess”

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RAVEN SAUNDERS broke the US Olympic Trial record in shot put yesterday in green ass hair & GRILLZ !!!!! PLEASEEE put some respect on it !!!

[Borzoibot @borzbot]

just found this in my science textbook?? wtf

[Lighter's Limited-Use Account @Fire_Badger]

We're having a giveaway at work and they made the mistake of letting me label the box