Trevor

a very special boy. Go Celtics

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HR LADY: And it says here under Emergency Contacts you just wrote "FIRE TRUCK"
ME: [visibly excited] Fire truck

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[describing any American from anywhere north or east of Hartford to my wife] yeah he’s a Boston guy

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@googleymoogley @machelrillman now we;re talkin

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@machelrillman nice. nice.

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@machelrillman your use of “solid” is a source of some ambiguity here but I’m happy for him regardless

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@lockedlix this rocks man, good shit. fwiw you are good at talking to people!

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@comBradStevens @Dubes123 He hit at least 3 of those. Really did not enjoy this crew

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the candles tweet but for my toddler’s berries

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@Dons_Lawn_Salon Thank you for posting this

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@strongbadegirl wosop tessa

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The Night Watchman in Corduroy hears a lamp crash to the floor, comes to investigate, and instantly gets distracted by a teddy bear. Dangerous incompetence. DO YOUR JOB MORON

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@alex https://t.co/KEw2xbSZrb

this in the slow cooker can make a couple days of food - veg, gf, filling, the baby likes it (dialing the spice back for now)

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@rachelmillman @NBABabySecret I agree with Rachel, the posts are good

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@NIKNBAYT what about cp3?

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@majordouzie our guy started doing full nights around 2.5 months and basically never regressed so you may just have a good sleepy baby. fingers crossed 4 u

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Hot Gog

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@majordouzie our guy was skeptical for the first few but was really into the hairdryer afterwards. now he loves baths and we don’t bother with the hairdryer. we started getting water on his head/face early and now he’s fine in just the shower too

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@ambient_cowboy drop the playlist playboy

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@majordouzie gather and leave with as many of those blankets as possible, they’re very useful. also congratulations

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@Boringstein @i_zzzzzz [opening the loneliest box upon Christmas Morn] … a rock?