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he/him nyu law

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@WTTDOTM lets go morry

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@ZohranKMamdani this win is a huge step toward getting to hear trump try to pronounce mamdani

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@ozystandias dude clearly hasn't been neutered

[Oscar Nilsson @Lovage805]

@thecheat

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@Douglas_J_gov 👍🏼

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@yepfa they are from the second most handsome guy in that bathroom

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I am the most handsome man in the St. Louis airport bathroom

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@SephirothKen Caba#335

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@dattebaeyo @SephirothKen I luv her 2

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@Douglas_J_gov This is psychotic

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Hey man that’s not funny my dad died in a trolley dilemma

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Same except I forget to wipe

[LasseMaja @Authoronthemoor]

@SicRhythm @_ya_hor As someone with ADHD I don't form habits. Flushing the toilet isn't automatic to me - it's a conscious decision I have to make each and every time. I try really hard to never forget but it does happen (very rarely) and when it does I am always super ashamed and apologetic.

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“Somebody clip that” after sex

[The Soverign Netizen @Ringler_SSBM]

Walking up to llod immediately after he loses asking about I lump I found in my balls

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@Douglas_J_gov thanks Doug I’m going to buy an ad slot on stream of big house to show off this tweet

[jeanpaulnaughtier @ozystandias]

let’s see paul allen’s on repeat

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@ozystandias Thanks man

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“She let me hit cause I—” No she didn’t. She wouldn’t do that. I know she wouldn’t

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

imagine the kind of beer a frog might drink...maybe something like Bug Light?? or...perhaps something called Pabst Blue Ribbet?? just spitballing here and having a little fun with it. hopefully this hasn't offended anyone today