woof woofsson

Woof Woofsson is a bewildered writer with few distinguishing features, other than an inexplicable longing to chase cars. Angry about the lack of social justice.

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

I set myself a simple task,
Surely not too much to ask,
An easy thing at least to say,
For 365, a new poem a day.

#poetry #poem #potd #poemoftheday

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump says anyone running for president should take a cognitive exam because you could end being stuck with a moron for years.

“I mean, you get a guy who gets in there, he's got a good line of crap. He gets in and all of a sudden you're stuck with a man who's a moron”

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

Hey Elon,
Global Order’s collapsing,
At least that’s what I think,
So please align the stars,
Let’s all head for Mars,
Or we’ll be turning to strong drink.

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

Poem of the day…..

Let’s put a peaceful end to this,
We’ve been arguing for so long,
I’d really love to agree with you,
But then we’d both be wrong.

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

My life’s ambition,
Is trying to become,
If not ragingly successful,
At least comfortably numb.

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

@PeterRalphBooks @MadsMelbourne Pink batts were and still are a very good idea. The ROI is excellent on many levels. The execution was flawed. Much like many government projects, of all political flavours.

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

Why procrastinate today,
With undue haste and fuss,
When you can wait until tomorrow,
Surely there’s no rush?

#grook

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

@klhicks912 Why procrastinate today,
With undue haste and fuss,
When you can wait until tomorrow,
Surely there’s no rush?

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

The heights of stupidity,
Are slopes I’m known to scale,
Why settle for success,
When with effort you can fail?

#grook

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

@FreedomR10156 @RobertD11359976 @simonahac @ShackelWill Reliable, probably. Cheap? Definitely not.

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

@simonahac @ShackelWill up the good work

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

Noxious weeds have noxious seeds,
And it was certainly one of those,
That caught poor Miranda Evendish,
By the fine hairs of her nose.

Poor Miranda Evendish,
For ever more renowned,
As the girl who had a bloody sneeze,
And whose nose was never found.

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

@slsandpet Were you wearing a Target ski parka?

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

@NobodyImpawtant Squish celery.

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

Is this, yawn,
The end of today,
So little said,
So much to say,
So little done,
So much ended,
So little won,
So much intended,,
So little to cheer,
So much to weep,
So this is the way,
I go to sleep.

#grook

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

A most curious game is cricket,
It’s played with a ball and a wicket,
It’s over they say,
Ninety times a day,
If there’s a stranger game, I can’t pick it.

#Cricket
#INDvAUS

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

My poems are in a podcast!
https://t.co/dGXhR3FTJD

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

Enjoy pleasure,
At leisure,
But worry,
In a hurry.

#grook

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

@simonahac

Nuclear power,
I wonder why,
When there’s a free reactor,
In the sky.

[woof woofsson @woofsson]

The room had clean, expensive lines,
Money creates a nicer class of prison,
While society provides,
Some well paid crimes.

#grook