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@jessicatshen @getdelve I'm gonna need to see a picture of your paper shredder because what the fuck

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People aren't mentioning this as much about the #delve controversy, but all the audit reports of every customer were leaked. That means everyone (including threat actors) in the world now knows your architectural diagram, which subprocessors you use, and which gaps you have. Safe securing, friends.

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I want to hire the marketing interns doing content for the official IDF and white house accounts on X. Politics aside, imagine the meme content possibilities when you put them in the same room together.

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@TheEthanDing you lost me at "gf"

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@kevinmark we might as well build the fetus to palantir pipeline. i’ll start with my first born in the future

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@ali_debow when are we going to make backward deployed consultants?

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@jackyhuang nooo, the shine can't be embedded:(. Although infinite TAM if it works 👀

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Palantir was among the few who took a chance on me without a degree. By far the best education in the world.

[Palantir @PalantirTech]

Skip the debt.
Skip the indoctrination.
Get the Palantir Degree.

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@mirandanover protecc

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@andrezfu maybe == 83% of not going

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@ali_debow more alpha in remembering past cringe moments

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@henloitsjoyce living with friends in SF made me socialize more than when I lived in NYC

[Zaun @zaun_ai]

From our CTO, Tyler:

The era of "do more with less" must evolve in security.

Read the full blog here:
https://t.co/JW7lP9MOjS

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@walktherefast he saw his best friend, sigmoid

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with the department of education gone, we can finally teach kids what's truly important

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@karunkaushik_ about to enforce MFA on firetrucks 🚒

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@walktherefast i’m buying, how much? 🥺

[Christian Keil @pronounced_kyle]

Palantir's greatest innovation was rebranding consultants as "forward deployed engineers"