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[caroline @wooitscaroline]

Today I woke up and my brain was like 🎶"LETS GET DOWN TO BUISSINESS..."🎶

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

One of my coworkers just asked how I’m feeling and I said “angry”….she meant health wise..

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

Someone please explain to me why I’m having so much anxiety about calling my bank to report a fraudulent charge??

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

Why is my toaster so dramatic? It’s a came of catch every time I make a slice of toast.

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

The worst part about coming back from vacation is that you can’t eat the delicious food from your vacation anymore. I want nothing more than food from @cookesofdublin right now.

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

Packing up is making me so sad. I don’t want to leave yet.

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

Strawberry cider and watching Harmonious is honestly the best way to end this trip.

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

Delivery driver just stole my food and I literally started crying because I haven’t had an actual meal in 5 days.

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

Just casually freaking out at the existence of zebras. Because literally what the fuck?

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

They’re both two. I’m being bullied by two year olds.

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

Today one of my students called me Grandma. I’m done.

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

It was followed up by another kid pointing at me and saying “HAHA YOU’RE GRANDMA!!”

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

It might be the fever talking, but I want to buy a microscope specifically so I can look at tardigrades.

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

Someone get me some popcorn to watch this shit show.

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

Setting an event in my calendar to remind me to book dining reservations the moment they become available for my trip because it is absolutely essential that I get a reservation for Be Our Guest.

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

I just booked my trip to Disney World!! It’s been 7 years. I’m so excited!

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

Healthcare in this country is trash. I’ve been stuck with a split tooth in my mouth for two months and no one will help me because I’m too poor for “good” insurance.

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

Why does the world not want me to have pizza today?!

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

I’m suddenly realizing how hard it is for me to not eat snacks.

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

My day started with me spilling hot tea on my lap and ended with a kid covered in poop. So yeah.

[caroline @wooitscaroline]

Lol @ me not knowing if I have the stomach bug or if I’m sick because I got the booster shot and quarantining myself from my bf just in case so he doesn’t get sick.