Happy birthday to Kevin McCallister.
As a birthday present, God took his mom, the pigeon lady, and the manager of the Plaza Hotel all within the past year.
Life is meaningless. Eat Arby’s.
Hate that we live in a timeline where Miss Piggy has to post Instagram tributes to a bestie (Dolly Parton) and an ex-lover (Tim Curry) within a 24-hour span