Nalan

Living life one questionable decision at a time

[Nalan @wool_i]

I need a fake ID to order from the 55 and up menu

[Nalan @wool_i]

I cast my Heisman ballot for #GardnerMinshew! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍@NissanUSA)

[Nalan @wool_i]

Good thing I won't have to show my parents this semesters GPA since Hawaii and the whole west coast are about to blow up

[Nalan @wool_i]

@mikaylabaradat So I don't spill coffee everywhere if the lid leaks

[Nalan @wool_i]

@tsellers93 The more you know

[José @JoseWasHereBye]

I AM ACTUALLY CRYING 😭😂😭😂💀

[Nalan @wool_i]

Everything I own smells just a little bit like 4Loko

[Nalan @wool_i]

@andeemarkward Once daily? Twice daily? What’s the deal

[Nalan @wool_i]

Fortnight and chill?

[QÜINN @quinnmahoney_]

i don’t think there’s anything kathy mahoney can’t do

[Nalan @wool_i]

@k_suth_ Looks like home boy has a HAMMER

[Nini 🦈🤎 @NiniDaGheee]

I fucked up already, 2019 my year fasho

[Nalan @wool_i]

This dude has a big ass head https://t.co/OFtrzHm3M0

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

People are proud to be saying Merry Christmas again. I am proud to have led the charge against the assault of our cherished and beautiful phrase. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

[Kutthroat_kota @DakotaTrice]

Welcome to the salty spittoon how tough are you
Crab: https://t.co/12KIig0pNw

[Moonshine @Moonshine__mike]

Like https://t.co/RVCPMVRGqO except https://t.co/3w3S4WozVy

[Nalan @wool_i]

Louis just told me to play a song and I added it to my playlist before hearing it #faithful

[b @bradleex]

YALL DONE POLLUTED THE PLANET SO BAD OUR TURTLES GOT FUCKlNG HERPES https://t.co/aq1GNYOI8h

[Nalan @wool_i]

I really should not have started a new Netflix series this late. See you soon 3 am

[Harry Fine @DejayHarryD]

Baker Mayfield is our best shot at getting the excitement of Johnny Football back