Mike Woolford

What is this for again?

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

Just found a wild Exeguttor. Phenomenal.

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

Jesus fucking Christ. Reading 2012 is that you? Insane.

[Slam Dunk Festival @SlamDunkMusic]

We’re excited to share with you our first announcement of artists for Slam Dunk Festival 2025, led by A Day To Remember, Neck Deep, Electric Callboy and many more!

Tickets go on sale Friday 6th September at 10am from https://t.co/hb34060DHG

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

We are back.

[BWT Alpine Formula One Team @AlpineF1Team]

BWT Alpine F1 Team announces Flavio Briatore as Executive Advisor

BWT Alpine F1 Team can confirm that Flavio Briatore has been appointed by Renault Group CEO Luca de Meo as his Executive Advisor for the Formula One Division.

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

How dare the ICC be ‘anti-Semitic’ and apply for a warrant to arrest someone for committing war crimes when really all he and his government have done is *checks notes* commit war crimes.

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

The absolute biggest piece of the puzzle. For any team, possibly ever. The man’s a genius and teams should throw tens of millions at trying to get him.

[Formula 1 @F1]

BREAKING: Red Bull confirm Adrian Newey will leave the team in early 2025

#F1

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

An Adrian Newey designed Ferrari would be excellent. Leclerc will qualify pole by half a second and then crash the second any smidgen of pressure is put on him and Hamilton will qualify 8th and say he’s gone the wrong way on setup. Superb.

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

Adrian Newey to Alpine HERE WE GO

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

Let’s be honest. Portsmouth were far too big a club to be in league 1. Hopefully we get promoted back to the prem but if not, going to enjoy that rivalry again.

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

Theoretically… does Iran not have the right to defend itself? You know, the tripe they pull out for Israel all the time to justify its actions?..

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

How can you read something like this and ever consider these to be good people. They’re disgusting, ethnic cleansing and clearly genocidal. https://t.co/LlTWcGzohj

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

Alonso getting a penalty for that is laughable. Russell made the mistake all by himself just like he did in Singapore and Canada. Bottlejob.

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

The US spent 5 months blocking UN resolutions to protect its pet, Israel. It has no leg to stand on complaining when others veto theirs.

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

Alex Albon crashed his car, Alex Albon should be the one sitting out this race. Horribly unfair on Sargeant and he should probably just walk away from the team.

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

Incredibly this isn’t a parody account or a satirical post

[Sir Godfrey Lawson 🇬🇧 @godfrey_lawson]

Great news - Inflation fell to 3.4% in February 👏

Just a reminder to the plebs reading - governments can’t control inflation as it rises, but CAN control it and therefore take credit for it, as it falls

I have therefore cancelled next month’s 9.7p p/h pay rise for the servants on the estate given they now have more money in their pockets

Thank you to Rishi Sunak and the Conservative Party🇬🇧

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

Have to say, Leeds are going up as champions here. Between Leicester and Ipswich for the second spot I feel.

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

Liverpool vs Southampton tonight is going to be a massacre.

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

Well we have been woeful. Fair play Bristol City, you’ve deserved this win.

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

Fuck me it’s an absolute beauty. Can’t wait to see it in p9 for most of the season.

[BWT Alpine Formula One Team @AlpineF1Team]

Returning in BWT Pink for this season 🤩

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

Enormous ruling by the ICJ here today. And the right one, of course.

[Mike Woolford @wooly51]

Yeah… just keep attacking them and expect no response. Fucking idiot. Self defence my ass. https://t.co/4ZtZbPRayi