papa smut

gay but cool. they/them

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

80% of Americans say they don’t know any trans people which actually means that 80% of Americans have never made themselves a safe place for trans folks to share their magic and that’s your own stupid fault.

[Elyssa Dudley @elyssadud]

Feeling beyond lucky to be part of @TooManyJames_s magical audio universe, You Feeling This? Which is out NOW.

He trusted me and @write_noise to experiment, and also gave me a reason to expense a Ouija board.

Listen now: https://t.co/XMEDyedzE2

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

ok wait a minute what if *I’M* the one who’s being a bitch?? wait that would be crazy…

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

I came THISCLOSE to shaving my head last night and we’re not out of the woods yet. If anyone looks at me funny I’m going full GI Jane mode I stg

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

something cool and sexy about me is that my stress-induced eczema now includes a patch on my eye skin ❤️‍🔥 hey ladieeeeesssss

[Siobhan @mshavisham]

Tonight, a mom joined the grieving parents FB group I belong to.

Her son was killed 22 mass shootings ago.

He was killed in a mass shooting last week.

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

@TheGonzalez Happy birthday!!!

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

I actually think so many people are annoying.

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

Which one of you perfect angels is going to bring me a tuna melt right now

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

If you were really my friend you would refer to me as “Daytime Emmy winner Kyla McCracken” but I guess you’re not ready for that conversation

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

Back on my shit

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

Sorry I haven’t been tweeting as much lately! Been listening to a lot of Linda Ronstadt lately, so.

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

been seeing more gay people around lately what’s that all about?

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

Something cool about getting migraines is today I vomited so hard and so frequently that I pulled a neck muscle 🤘🏻

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

@TheGonzalez SAME

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

fuck marry kill: butts boobs balls.

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

I’m in my lasagna era

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

@TheGonzalez she’s single!!

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

does anyone wanna see pics of the lasagna I made

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

queer people with hogwarts houses in their tinder bios: why?

[papa smut @woopsiegoldberg]

today a preschooler told me that “sometimes a girl can have a penis” and she’s CORRECT so how do adults not get it?