🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake

a child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth

[🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake @wooseokflrt]

my family is so weird they accuse me of stealing my grandmas pain meds and then wonder why i havent spoken to them in years like take a guess bestie

[🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake @wooseokflrt]

im on 'love you ❤' basis with my plug am i cooked

[🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake @wooseokflrt]

@jungxiwoo everything after 2016 is a blur

[🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake @wooseokflrt]

@jungxiwoo havent you been doing that since like 2018

[🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake @wooseokflrt]

a guy was murdered in the homeless shelter i was supposed to live in if the state hadnt found a hotel room for me and suddenly i understand why they were so insistent on not placing me there

[🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake @wooseokflrt]

@gods_emo_nephew idk all the sign behind him say is to stop goving him food because the staff take care of him :((((((

[🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake @wooseokflrt]

THE WARD I WAS MOVED TO HAS A CAT!!!! AND HE SLEEPS ON A CHAIR IN THE HALLWAY!!!!!!!

[🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake @wooseokflrt]

theyre putting me on new meds and one of the side effects is a heightened desire to gamble????

[🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake @wooseokflrt]

@jungxiwoo oh mein gott its all coming back to me now

[🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake @wooseokflrt]

irl ive spent every single day of the past 2 weeks with (literally just sitting and talking all day) and i were out for a smoke and she just dropped that shes DIVORCED??? completely out of the blue too like damn i thought we was close but wtv

[🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake @wooseokflrt]

@jungxiwoo HALLO WAS WERRRR

[🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake @wooseokflrt]

@jungxiwoo NEEEEEEIN BITTE NICHT

[🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake @wooseokflrt]

i did not expect the most disturbing thing id see in the psych ward to be a patient wearing flip flops with socks

[🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake @wooseokflrt]

one of my closest friends has a daughter thats older than me still living with her but im her moms friend so the vibes are SEVERELY off whenever im here its comical

[🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake @wooseokflrt]

just helped this sweet 50yo lady set up a tiktok account for her one eyed dog and every time a new like comes in she gets all excited and shows her how much people love her im melting 😭 plugging the account go make her smile https://t.co/Xw3Y3zi4jZ

[🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake @wooseokflrt]

@jungxiwoo youre not gonna believe this ich hab gerade nach den artikeln gesucht und... der neue schulleiter..... he did it too..... 2 years after the last guy got caught...... is this real am i living in a simulation

[🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake @wooseokflrt]

sometimes i forget that my schools bad rep was entirely justified until i remember that in like 8th grade we had a full blown mass stabbing happen on school grounds with the plot twist being that it was just a normal fist fight between students until THE PARENTS pulled knives??

[🇵🇸🇺🇦🇳🇦 biblically accurate jake @wooseokflrt]

@jungxiwoo glad my dad never paid up 💯 (he didnt know he aint smart or anything hes just a dick)