Shailey Woodward

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

Am confusion. I just retook my Pottermore quiz and in a surprising turn of events have been declared Hufflepuff when I was previously Ravenclaw. Which is more accurate?

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

8 million metric tons of plastic leak into our oceans every year! This must stop. Join @wwf_act in the fight against plastic pollution. https://t.co/D8ZJx3y4Do

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

“And so I wiped my tears and called the insurance company.” A synopsis of adulthood brought to you by @MorgaMoulta

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

“Interest is a cruel mistress”
-Taylee

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

@bluecheesers YES

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

Should I be more concerned that I found this in my Wheat Thins box or that my instinctive reaction was “What in the Sam Hill?”

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

There are few things more confusing than shopping at a Walmart that isn’t yours.

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

Floo powder: organized wizard yeeting.

Send it.

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

Yo tengo un concierto hoy para estudiantes de preparatoria. Música es grande mi compadres. #MowerSpan #TriState2017

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

¡¡¡Yo tengo galletas de Crumbl!!! Yo muy entusiasmada. #MowerSpan1010 #thelittlethings

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

@canyon_neal Yo celebro la navidad. ¿Y tú? #MowerSpan1010

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

@andrea_belle97 ¡Sí! Tú eres muy inteligente. #MowerSpan1010

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

Yo quero descanso de Acción de Gracias. #MowerSpan1010

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

@eshaffer127 ¡Yo conoce Jaymie y Kamryn! Ellas son muy excellente. #MowerSpan1010

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

*para #autocorrect

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

Yo agradecida pare mi hermana. #MowerSpan1010

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

@kipafaL4trajet ¡"Stuffing" es mi favorita! ¿Y tú? #MowerSpan1010

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

Yo necesito consejo. ¿Debo yo estoy...

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Yo después de semana. #MowerSpan1010

[Shailey Woodward @wooshail]

@andrea_belle97 ¡Jajajajaja! Támbien! Es tú profesor Dr. Matzen? #MowerSpan