woolovesredlobster

just tweezers (and arcane because i am mentally unwell). suffering from wommyism

[woolovesredlobster @woospaperbag]

and it does

[myra @whitecheezpasta]

Men thinks sucking boobs turns us on

[🎃 oka  @ammmmo1900]

Recent title tracks by 4th gen boy groups on Spotify counter Yesterday. (Friday update)

Bloody paradise — 1,702,020 (day 8)
BAD — 906,835 (day 64) 🔥
This & that — 880,063 (day 22) 🔻
Stick with you — 176,851 (day 138)
If I — 97,203 (day 88)

[woolovesredlobster @woospaperbag]

The Queens Gambit:

[Beau @thecharmingbeau]

Everything is a game of chess. Except chess. Chess is about sex

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Been two years on HRT today. Very happy with the results.

[woolovesredlobster @woospaperbag]

took adderall and didn’t end up doing work

[woolovesredlobster @woospaperbag]

i thought this was common sense for the majority of A list celebrities

[bel🐉 @humongousmind]

Zendaya is vegan for the animals, but she let her team use a private jet just for a miserably dress polluting the environment. I thought we already talk about this shit regarding another celebrities, at least, now we know that we need to put Zendaya in that list

[woolovesredlobster @woospaperbag]

cutest 5ft7 harlem jewish frat bro practically begging me to be his summer boyfie…. and I might say yes

[matty⚠️ @mattystwts]

cutest 5ft9 east village frat bro practically begging me to be his summer boyfie…. and I might say yes

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Andy Beshear on vetoing an Anti-Trans bill:

"Some things are worth losing over. They are children of God just like anyone else."

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I am outraged that a swastika flag was raised overlooking Washington Square Park. This hateful antisemitic act was meant to spread fear among and intimidate Jewish New Yorkers. It has no place in our city.

Our administration is committed to fighting antisemitism in all its forms and protecting the safety of Jewish New Yorkers.

The NYPD Hate Crime Task Force is investigating this despicable act, and I am confident those responsible will be held accountable.

[woolovesredlobster @woospaperbag]

now what is eric doing here

[toy 🔞 @toyafterdark]

I was looking for the origin of this Johnny Knoxville pic and you'll never believe who was in the same series of photographs

[woolovesredlobster @woospaperbag]

this is being added to the archive

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

ADHD people screenshotting and bookmarking everything because they're afraid of losing ideas, only to never look at them again because the archive is now its own overwhelming problem.

[woolovesredlobster @woospaperbag]

why is hb a pirate

[Finn Wolfhard @finnwolfhard]

I’ll Let You Finish. April 29th.

Presave:
https://t.co/lP1pKgjqRD

[woolovesredlobster @woospaperbag]

guess who up tweeting？ 不是很懂为什么🈶……我的手机坏。在政治HOA

[EBONY @3hollor]

The brat gays have migrated to Slayyyter so I'm going to ignore it and hate on it for months then discover it on my own terms

[christoph @Halalcoholism]

OBAA’s portrayal of right wingers is indeed cartoonish, but the “communist agitprop” label seems misplaced given most of its far leftists are barely competent & more interested in violence than social change. The actually effective anti-establishment movement in the film is run by the Mexicans whose family & community network for sheltering migrants stands in stark comparison to the chaotic French 75, and reinforces the theme of the importance of family.

[Robletics @robletister]

viral tweets of lil nas x praise oh i prayed for times like these

[Tux @ ANIME EDIT COMMISSIONS OPEN! @KiraTheCatMan]

I am still a defender for Lil Nas X, there were like 3 songs off of that project that should have been hits lmao

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

live footage of every pizza shop within a 20 block radius of the Pentagon

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.  Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace.

I am focused on making sure that every New Yorker is safe. I have been in contact with our Police Commissioner and emergency management officials. We are taking proactive steps, including increasing coordination across agencies and enhancing patrols of sensitive locations out of an abundance of caution.

Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

oh slayyyter just never disappoints