alexis ( ovo 🦉)

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[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

imagine hating her😭

[ray @hobisray]

your situationship finding out you skipped breakfast

[rey🇱🇧🇵🇸 @reyphobic]

fucked up a customers order at work and realized mid transaction that he had meta glasses on……

[Not X man @_notyourguy_jp]

I no longer dislike Mondays, I'm mature now
I dislike the whole week

[SlimeKrewDaily @SlimeKrewTM]

was gonna buy this girl mcdonalds but spotify premium had me beat by 3 minutes

[Tomi @Justmoraless]

Got hired as a clown and they said I need no costume or makeup

[༺☆༻cin✩‧ @sleepingbvby]

when sexting is going well then he asks for nudes

[arwen @coctequ]

got kicked from a gc for being Wrongfully accused of talking shit and when they added me back all the messages said “never liked her anyway”

[mani @kharomani]

Ran away from my family and they didn’t even report me missing

[alexis ( ovo 🦉) @woouurthyy]

@anti_ljay @monty_avo bitch it’s chris brown dumb bitch

[Russian Princess @trustfundwife]

My sugar daddy had me on his Amex and paid all of my bills for 3 years and without warning cut me off and filed for bankruptcy

[letshoop⛹🏽‍♂️ @_rllypaid]

😭😭😭

[lee ☆ 🎀 @ihatehoodngas]

when you realize that ur male mutual is just a horny loser

[mika @mikasagrada]

Eu na casa alheia esperando que me perguntem se quero a senha do Wi-Fi

[Tomi @Justmoraless]

Connected to a free WiFi and now I'm bankrupt

[Lacly @lacly__]

J’ai demandé à une fille si la place à côté d’elle était prise.

Elle m’a dit oui.

Personne n’est venu pendant tout le cours.

[𝘛𝘖𝘈𝘚𝘛.🇮🇹 @fflySlip]

Deactivated for 2 days and no one gave a fuck

[🥷🎱 @Yeagersan_]

asked my boss for a raise and he fired me

[rigbea @urluvmjj]

Sou viciada nesse vídeo

[Everything Tina @stallibob]

This video having twitter in a chokehold