Mitch

I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

@MacMiller DID WE JUST BECOME BESTFRIENDS?

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

Happy 250th America

https://t.co/j1SQ2DxyuD

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

One of the greatest shows I’ve ever been to. #MadFerIt

[Oasis @oasis]

“Put some lights on ‘em, then?” 🇺🇸
Thank you Chicago!
#OasisLive25

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

@BarstoolBigCat Thank you for your service, Pacer Dan 🫡. See if you can really send the message we really want the navy pinstripes back,they took them away for some odd reason?!

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

My new special is out on Netflix right now. Give it a watch.

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

Prince shredding

https://t.co/4u213QDwh9

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

I’ve said what I believed to be the truth about the team.. & a bunch of “Colts fans” on the internet were trying to get me booed out of the city..

Current players, who have won nothing during their entire tenures, started using me and my face to try and paint me as the enemy in the city I’ve committed my life to.

And in the end… everything went.. just like I fucking said it would

In the biggest moments everybody with a brain knew they’d crack.. and they did.

A blind person could see the red flags on this team.. Work ethic questions, NEVER happens on good teams.. Preparation commitment questions, NEVER happens on good teams.. Late to meetings, NEVER happens on good teams.. Late to/skipping treatment, NEVER happens on good teams.. The franchise QB tapped out of a game.. on 3rd down.. in the red zone.. because he was tired… NEVER HAPPENED in the history of the NFL.

That’s literally the only thing you need to tell someone (who knows ball) and they could tell you everything about this team…

“Hey the franchise quarterback, who’s a professional athlete getting paid millions of dollars, and the face of a multi billion dollar franchise tapped out of the game because… because… because he was tired in the middle of the season”

“Oh wow.. that team has no chance” would be the immediate response..

And to the surprise of nobody.. that was the response by everybody who’s ever played/coached the game before but.. Colts blogs and fans who have been covering the Colts since 2020 and more recent knew better than everybody… Started personally attacking me and trying to kick me out of town.

When I said Joe Flacco gives us a better chance to win than AR immediately after the tap out.. I would’ve said whatever backup QB we had on the roster. That can’t be what the face of your team is doing.. just can’t be.. and to a bigger aspect of it all, somehow AR thought it was ok to do that. That’s a locker room issue.. that’s a culture issue.. thats an indicator of a loser attitude radiating thru a building that was built by greats.

I have no idea how they fix it.. I don’t think it’s like a light switch. “Alright, we’re gonna become Pros now” but… maybe it is, but what do I know?

Oh wait….. how this was all gonna work out. I knew that.

As a multiple year season ticket holder (not renewing).. and someone who has actively, daily, attempted to be an additive to this beautiful city. I hope they become a good franchise again.. this city deserves it.. the OGs in the Colts building deserve it (equipment managers, trainers, ticketing, PR, sales).. and on the flip side the players/coaches in that building deserve whatever happens to them. Your unwarranted arrogance, laziness, and lack of professionalism has lead you to ANOTHER early vacation… which is probably what most of you entitled bums have been hoping for.

I don’t speak for the city.. and I don’t speak for all ex Colts players because I was only a punter.. nominated for the HOF 3 times now but nonetheless.. I speak from my own perspective.. I’ve never seen a group waste opportunities/talent/money more than this group.

Cheers… #ForTheShoe #LahdHahse

#ForTheBrand #Pittsburghese

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

@PatMcAfeeShow Let’s GO BOYS!!

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

An Oasis Reunion. Rejoice.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

I never did like that word FORMER

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

@PatMcAfeeShow Followed by the most English callout I’ve ever heard on a mic

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

@brucebrahn BING-BONG BRUCEY

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

I LOVE YOU MAX I GOT RECEIPTS @BlessedMMA

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

WHAT A FIGHT @BlessedMMA 💸💸💸

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

@MccuskerBilly @shwangardini @va_shiva Hey Barry from War Boat, huge fan.

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

Walter & I met @CoachJim4UM as we hit the canal, then got a late lunch of @shakeshack and their new Korean bbq burger was delicious.

#CityBoys

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

@PatMcAfeeShow Well, another colts season in the books!

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

@alecpierce scoots by the secondary every single game! 14 is a Dawg. 🫡

[Jim Irsay @JimIrsay]

OK, to celebrate our 40th season, I'm giving away 40 $100 gift cards to world-famous St. Elmo's Steak House. There will be 40 WINNERS!
For a chance to win, quote this tweet w/name of YOUR choice of 2023 Colts MVP. Winners selected early next week. GOOD LUCK, HERE WE GO!👍🏈

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

@MrJerryOC @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake #coltup Jerry let’s goo!!!

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

@PatMcAfeeShow @tyschmit #IDontWantToOverreactBUT The browns have a 12th man on the field & their uniform is black & white. They have the real life Buffalo Wild Wings button. @NFLOfficiating is bending us fans over & giving out a colonoscopy with no prep. Between 49ers & colts 2 fuckin blunders

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

@PatMcAfeeShow @NFLOfficiating There needs to be some kind of investigation. Browns got same kinda soft babyshit calls against the 49ers on their final drive last week.
Game I’m a fan of is one with integrity & those zebras are robbing us of it.
Black & white stripes distracting us all from shit stank pants

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

Hittin this everywhere you see me at

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

The return of the Minshimmy. 🕺

[Mitch @wordofmizzle]

Waking up remembering Notre Dame had 10 players on the field for the last two plays.

@PatMcAfeeShow @OfficialAJHawk @BaileyMcComas @Shanemgillis